ONLY 2 SLEEPS TILL CHRIMBLEBELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:13, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Several times I have asked myself when I should start my wrapping
And the answer is always 'later'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I also wrote a complaint email this morning
Except mine was to My MP, George Eustice, The Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Natural Environment, Water and Rural Affairs. Basically I wanted pasta for breakfast and my constituency was lacking in delis open before 8am. If thats not my MPs fault I don't know what is.
( Peej, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:18, Reply)

cook your own pasta, you lazy cunt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)

What? Like a prole?

( Peej, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:24, Reply)

like a BOSS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)

That buffet was excellent. if you're normaL and approve of meat.
Spare ribs and chicken on the bone wtf. Bag of sarnies for later. SOrted.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Caravan hooked up behind your transit van.
Half a ton of aluminium scrap in the transit. SOrted.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Black lab on the seat beside me, sister flogging white heather by day, her gash by night.
SOrted.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:45, Reply)

^ cher's original lyrics

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:30, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Fun and games today then eh?
Nice to see q back.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:12, Reply)