Yeah, as I said, my right big toe has been numb for nearly a year. Just the end bit though.
It's not diabetes. Battered said it's cancer, Swipe seems to think for some reason it's connected with not going to a doctor, but that sounds like the rantings of a muppet. Your thoughts?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:11, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sounds like Hansons disease to me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Also known as MMMbop syndrome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)

What? Nothing for this? Really?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

go on then, you needy bastard

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Audience is too young - I got it*
*I'm old
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Hold on, you were in your mid to late 30s when this was a hit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Yes!
Your point?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)

I'd go with Battered.
Swipe sounds menstrual, send her to me for some pills or something.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Cancer pretty much just clears up on it's own, right? Cool. Thanks Doc!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)

You gotta smoke that bad boy out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)

You can keep your Nu Age bullshit to yourself thanks, Dr Quinn

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Have you considered supplementing with ginkgo biloba?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)

I shoved a rhino horn up my arse but it has had little effect

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Poor circulation
Tot of spirits of your choice every night should help, or low dose aspirin.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)