Poor gait caused by ingrown toenails, later made worse by broken foot
What would you recommend?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:19, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Amputation

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Amputation
Then you could get some of those really cool carbon fibre prostheses!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Plus he would halve his footwear costs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)

I'm sure he wouldn't have anything against it?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Doesnt this mean he gets to shoot ihs missus in the head
and claim it was a misunderstanding
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Only if he becomes a national treasure by winning something
And/or becomes South African*

*It's tragic and incurable
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

then fuck off to Tangiers until the statute of limitations runs out, while writing a masterpiece of postmodernist satire, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Physio.
Have you had the toenails sorted?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Aye, sorted a few years back, didn't realise how bad my gait was until last year though
I usually wear flat trainers, but I got some with raised soles a few months back, and the way that they're wearing just shows that they're a bit buggered.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

I'm afraid you may be suffering from a permanent and uncurable condition known as: Northern.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Also:
trainers cap
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)