She. looks. like. a. teenage. boy.
It's no fucking wonder women have mental self esteem issues
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:34, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

she is all lean and cheekboney and big eyes and big lips, it's ridiculously hot
that video she did for the white stripes was like porn.

humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I agree with swipe here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

fucking hell
I feel sick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

^^This man speaks for me in these matters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Men like fat birds, men like thin birds, men like lots of make up, men like minimal make up.
Men like curves, but not too fat. Men like skinny, but not *too* skinny.
That's why women have self esteem issues.

They should just be themselves, and someone, somewhere will love them for who they are.

Doesn't help when their magazines are splashed with pics of "fat" celebs mind. More fool them for buying them!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

So, men like girls who are average, which causes women to have self esteem issues.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

GeordieJay is of course an expert in what straight men like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Who do you think straight men talk to about such things?
Certainly isn't each other.

Blessed are the hetero's with a gay mate.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:58, Reply)

far more than you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Straight men don't like ginger haired, morbidly obese cetaceans with halitosis and a shrill, northern whine.
Only bent paki millinery victims and Fokestone depressives would stoop so low.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)

she ent shrill tho bruv, sounds like a man innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

which explains the massive hands and hairy toes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)

you'd love a pic of them feet you massive pervert

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)

nah, I only like small, cute feet with painted toenails.
Not massive ones, with hairy toeknuckles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)

You have over complicated the issue
Men like women who will occasionally touch their winkys
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Or even imply
that there might be some winky touching in the future
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)