Gays can't have sex
Sex requires a penis and a vagina. You gays just wank each other off with your arseholes. Whats next? People will start claiming getting sucked off by Swipey counts as sex.
( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

10/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

especially for "wank each other off with your arseholes"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:45, Reply)

You wouldn't claim sticking your dick in your fleshlight counts as sex would you Sporters?

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

errrrr.........

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Tell that to your lass when you ride up the dirt track.
"sorry, love. Doesn't count"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Normal people don't do that Jason.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

^ SCREEN GRABS ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Ha!
Sorryboutit
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I ent normal fanks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Doesn't count as sex, same as a blowob doesn't.

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

The Clinton defense
executed to perfection
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

people who are lucky enough to have had that experience
the rest of you can only dream
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I didn't even have to take you for pizza first!

( Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)