my friend's dad used to go for a morning jog before work
one day he got stopped by the police, who'd had reports of a flasher in the area. or that was his story.

alt: I know what I'm never trying.

altalt: a shoebox to bury his rodent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

friend's
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

nah
not his style. if you'd said, "mug a small child for its last ten pence", maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Nobody in your family has any style.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:24, Reply)

really?
coming from a guy who still has to buy his clothes from the junior section?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)

I wish I did. There's no VAT on kids clothes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)

you should try it
baby gap have some lovely onesies
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

My Dad was questioned by police on suspicion of being the Yorkshire ripper.
Not sure about the details but I think it was that he sounded similar..?

It wasn't him though... I think.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Alright Jason Sutcliffe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

*tips hat*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Unless your Dad is Peter Sutcliffe
no, it pretty much wasn't him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

maybe the police got the wrong man
and then all got together to cover it up because they are power abusing cunts who lie?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Mine too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Norkshire Licker?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:51, Reply)