My thread won today, just sayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:17, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Only just beat mine TBF Froglet.
And I never done one.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:20, Reply)

A win is a win in my book ed

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Only because I was busy.
Men dream of being in the 300+ post count
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:38, Reply)

like you know what men dream of
Normal men that is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I can tell you what they don't dream of by showing you a mirror.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:00, Reply)

yes, that's correct
Normal men don't dream of sex with men.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:12, Reply)

that would be a sin and require the lords forgiveness

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:14, Reply)

god hates botters

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:15, Reply)

How come he made us so fabulous then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:17, Reply)

Fungus ent fabulous
Neither is Jonathan King.

Nor is Winton.

Barrymore is repellent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)

I'd say that god is ambivalent - his lad never really showed either way, did he?
Allah, on the other hand...if the elephant washers are right you're knackered because the Koran says you can't be gay - although you might be able to in later editions.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:22, Reply)

Allah can sook ma bas, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:25, Reply)

I'm already resigned to hell. If not for being gay then the multitude of other sin's I've made in my lifetime.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Don't worry about the other stuff, being a bender is like the fast track express ticket to hell.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:30, Reply)

+ sins
Natch
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Also it encourages gay immigrants and who wants that, eh?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Jason should just be thankful he isn't black too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)

froginthians 12:34
"And on the eighth day god created aids just in case men started bumming each other. God didn't like queers and showed them maximum disrespect by making them talk and walk funny"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:19, Reply)

That was kept hidden for a good thousand years or so...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)

now I have returned to show you the righteous path

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:23, Reply)

Song of Dozer 45:16
And lo the Lord spoke and the Word was 'Get Fucked'
For the Lord knows the thoughts which reside in thine breast
And the thoughts of mens' pootubes with Cocks all up them
Caused him to sicken and smite all the botters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:24, Reply)

Gospel of TD - 45:41
And I went unto to the den of iniquity
And I had fun and did danceth and cavort
Thus Lord, I thought - these benders can't all be bad
And reply came there - OK TD, danceth all you want
For there be straight birds in there too
And thou might get a shag
Lo this came to pass with a mucky bird
And my poor cock was ragged very sore
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:32, Reply)

You'll be stoned for that revelation!
It's all Leviticus up in here.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)

My brother, whom the gospel hath tought me to love
Does be a gayboy.

And I went with him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Incest?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:44, Reply)

No, I did not went with him in biblical terms
On the night in question he went off with a taxi driver.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:46, Reply)

I'm going to get stoned because I believe that God put those plants there for a reason

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)

Cypress hill say the same thing at the start of one of their tracks, and even if you don't know if god is real, senn dogg sure as hell is and that should be enough for people

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:43, Reply)

Fine achievements there, both of you.
Keep it up.

Edit - how do you spell achievements? That doesn't look right to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)

that's fine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)

I maintain impeccable standards and would hate to let them slip.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 18:51, Reply)