i fucking hate laddered tights
it always seems that the expensive ones get laddered beyond repair, whereas the m&s 3 for a fiver are like the bloody Duracell bunny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cool story

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)

shut up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)

No please, tell us some more of your *wonderful* anecdotes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)

ok fine
I like wolford tights best, and they do last really well, in that they don't ladder through old age. however, if you catch them on something, or put a drunken finger through them when pulling them up, it's game over. at £30+ a pair, that's really annoying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I like to put a drunken finger through them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Depends on whose drunken flange is on the other side of them,...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Didn't really matter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

*thousand yard stares*
Oh yes it does, believe me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

haha!
I'VE BEEN THERE MAN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

If it goes in without the tights tearing
then you are in for a whole world of trouble
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

the giveaway is her ankles banging together

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

oh man
I thought she was applauding my technique
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

that'll be £30 please
oh, wait...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

For stinkfinger?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

See also "Captain Birdseye"

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Inflation

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

All I read of this is
"put a drunken finger through them"

I want you to think about what you have done young lady
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

If you liked it, then you should've put a finger through it
Oh oh ohhhh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

+ POIDH

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

you're all Wrong in the Head

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE YOUNG LADY
Don't make me send you to the naughty step
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

the idea of having my tights laddered
in the name of lurve or otherwise is punishment enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

s b
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

btep ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Yes
I'm Egyptian and habe a code.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Pharaoh nuff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

I sphinx he has a point.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Christo has to put yours on for you though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)

eh? who's christo??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)

The Count of MONTY?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

RIP
*Has one for my lost homies*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

this guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo_and_Jeanne-Claude
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

linkfail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

*shrugs*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)