I just went for a shit and some gay was in the cubicle pissing in the pot like girl but he hadn't locked the door
So I push the door open in to his back and he pisses all over the floor and his shoes and somehow thats my fucking fault! Yesterday when I went for a shit the guy in the next cubicle was fucking singing! Fuck off! I'm trying to take a shit!
( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:29, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Raising the level of conversation as always.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)

A good poo should not be interrupted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

You're just jealous you didn't make some cunt piss all over his shoes.

( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)

In my experiance of the lady girl
most cunts piss on their shoes, they don't have the correct hose arrangement
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

what???
what the hell kind of girl are you hanging out with?

I have never ever ever pissed on my own shoes. or bare feet. or stockings. or anyone else's.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Ones with flumes tight enough that the jet doesnt gush out
like a bathing elephant, hence the shoe dribbles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

that'll teach you to be so disgusting at work

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Going for a shit at work is free money

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

^THIS^

( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

So taking a shit at work is disgusting
but sucking off ch*mpy is fine?
( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

weighing it up................. of the two, taking a shit at work probably smells better
but on balance affects more people in a negative way, so you are worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I would take INFINITY shits at work before I sucked off *****y

( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

what, trapped in a bathroom for all eternity, inhaling someone else's poo particles and gut rot stench
as opposed to about 30 seconds of sucking (didn't take long if you know what I mean)?

you're in denial, I reckon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Yes. I would chose the first before I went anywhere near his greasy cheesy MK cock

( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Clicking dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

I wouldn't be a proper noob if I didn't hit on swipe
How you doin then luv?
(showman, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Meet her round the back of pizza express by the bins
You're scheduled in for mid march.
( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

*Checks Rota*
Yep all in order, says here the 16th at 3.45 to 3.48
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

i'm not doing it twice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

best not be on a sunday :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

get back up that ladder

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

what? the one that wasn't tall enough so warranted years of whinging?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)

basically yes
that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Soz froggles
you aren't back on rota until July (its a busy time of the year)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)

THINGS ARE CHANGING ROUND HERE FUCKO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

BUT NOT YOUR PANTS EH EH EH EH EH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)

WHY ON EARTH WOULD I NEED TO DO THAT?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Aha a hammer and can of lynx man
I like your style
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:13, Reply)

i can't complain, so i won't
are you SURE you're not ringoffyre? same question to our new nigga secondbesttroll......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Pffft
I was born in the 80's.
(showman, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)