Can a news thread save an ailing Thursday?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25757474
Why did she go back after being raped? Women, eh?!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25759909
One for Tangles...

Alt. Why are you all being rubbish?

AltAlt. I like Indian food, sparkling wine, horror movies and nature shows. What do you like?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:55, 83 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

AltAlt: Wanking into a cocked hat.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

what kind of hat?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

It matters naught
just as long as it is at a jaunty angle.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

I imagine a jaunty beanie would be difficult to muster

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

and this! Ha!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-25749919

They'll serve anyone these days.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Oh look at that Norman Baker thinks people who witness this irresponsible behaviour should report it.
He's a prize fucking cunt that one.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Lib Dem's are such wet blankets.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Altalt: I like not posting on OT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

:(
I don't like this new outlook, Frog.
Swipey will be home soon, don't worry
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

This is roughly what Monty said in his last post on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)

RIP MONTY
He led an interesting life, but his death hardly came as a surprise.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)

The surprise was it didn't happen sooner

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)

I always thought he'd end up decapitated and stuffed down a rubbish chute.
And I was right!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Oh man!
Today would've been his 10th b3ta birthday :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)

altalt breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

sparkling white wine is shit, you utter pleb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)

get fucked.
You uppity prick.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)

no you get fucked
You utter pleb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Lambrini girls have more fun!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Jason is a lambrini poof

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)

+ fat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

and brainless

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Altalt: OMG I LIKE INDIAN FOOD TOO!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

oh, fuck off.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

You don't like proper indian food though
you like all that veggie shit that comes with it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I can't really see vegetarianism catching on in India

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Exactly.
Now, when are you going to see sense and start eating proper food?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Do you think it would make girls like me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

It's not a miracle cure I'm afraid.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

See, at least with being vegetarian I can make like I'm caring and interesting or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)

You could
If you had any energy but unfortunately your pasty weak veggie diet means you are apathetic
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)

I don't eat pasties very often.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Which is why your missus plays away
AHAHAHAHAHA
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)

I too enjoy a curry.
We must be BFFs or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

any wonder people aren't posting when all responses are repetitive, unfunny, snide remarks?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

This used to be such a fluffy place

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

No, I know what the place has always been like and I can take a ribbing (strikethrough penis)
but it's all a bit boring now.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)

you're right Jason, until you turned up with your impeccable fabulousness, incisive wit and sparkling personality this place was dying on its arse.
You're exactly the saviour we need.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Okay, now this comment definitely qualifies as irony.
I'm very sure about that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

alright Al
This is a rare pleasure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)

man, I remember the good old days of the Resident Loon and his zany Motorola Startac
They were shit and dull.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)

I dispute that.
Some of them are funny.

Not yours though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Frog you dirty deleter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)

he's worse than Bent Jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Altalt: beer, cheese and video games.
I see what you're saying, but I think your missing the deep emotional and psychological trauma rapists sometimes inflict on a person, especially someone young, so as they return again and again. Or something. Maybe she was just a thick cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)

I think they've all gone, Winds

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Well, it was bound to happen in the end.
I am almost out of London, I always forget how many Pricks there are in certain parts of London. All weird clothes and hair and too much forehead.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Ah they're harmless though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:41, Reply)

True true.
Just don't see many in Oxford really, well, after freshers week anyway.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

You've seen what roams the street of Coventry, haven't you?
Hipsters would be a massive improvement.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Ha, true.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)

How was Monty (RIP)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:44, Reply)

I ought to see the old fruit really.
I promised I would over Christmas and never made it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Or possibly a money grabbing whore
who went to him to get her arsehole rimmed and now that there are loads of celeb chasers in the news decided that she could cash in?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Probably yeah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)

what a slag eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Women eh?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

There's an actual section on the Daily Heil site where they've lumped all the recent paedo cases.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Because women fuckin love it realy, thats why.

( Peej, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Alt: I'm trying my best here, but the OP seems to have flounced.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Nah he wouldnt do that.
I ended up being really busy today
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)

I've been really busy today and all, but I still find time to be a prick on the internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

I am trying to be a bit of a prick
But I miss so many opportunities with the work thing.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I aint flounced, dafty. Words from strangers on the internet don't cut too deep.
I did go for a breather though. Horrible atmosphere in the office today. difficult data to work from apparently.
Coupled with it being dull on here and people being extra cunty isn't a good combo.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

u ok hun xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I am now if you'd like to go for round 2?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Round two of what?
**I'd just like to clarify to everyone else that I have not had sexual relations with Jason.**
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Internet bullying of course.
I wouldn't touch you with Rory's
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

I like dark graphic comics, intense, deep, meaningful music, and writing intense, deep, meaningful poetry.
I'm really intense, deep, and meaningful.

I also like videos of fluffy animals doing pratfalls.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Altalt: I like (in no particular order):
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

It's good here innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Brown paper packages tied up with strings
This means porn, yes?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Horse porn.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)

It's from all that shouting "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

whip crack away!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Bashing and beating and bothering babies;
Robbing and stealing and mugging old ladies;
A bee when it's angry, a wasp when it stings;
these are a few of my favourite things!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Fuck this shit, I'm going home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Alt: Due to the massive amount of alcohol I consumed last night*
Altalt: Collecting guitars, hotel showers and meat. Great thrunging lumps of dead animals - cooked for my delectation.

*This wasn't because I live in Coventry** - I was entertaining a couple of clients.

**I don't live in Coventry any more.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:05, Reply)