Off Topic
	
	Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?  Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
	
	(
 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
Pages: Latest, 
836, 
835, 
834, 
833, 
832, ... 
1
 
 « Go Back  | 
Popular   
	
	Ahem.
 	Get fucked.
	(
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:13,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Train
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:27,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Train + seat
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:29,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Yes
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:34,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Not even a cripple seat so I'm fixed good and proper!
 	Good Thursday? I'm gonna wfh tomorrow so bit of a lie in for me
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:35,
	
Reply)
 
	
	No 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:00,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Yeah, I'm alright.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:40,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Upset^
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:41,
	
Reply)
 
	
	^ULTIMATE UPSET^
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:01,
	
Reply)
 
	
	^ probably was a bit upset today ^
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:08,
	
Reply)
 
	
	No, where is the new qftw?
 	It's like the whole site has gone to pot.
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:47,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I stopped reading that when I stopped posting there
 	It's been shit ever since
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:47,
	
Reply)
 
	
	But it needs more shitpants nugent
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:48,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Ha! Good point, if I get a chance I'll fill this weeks question with so much shit pants it'll shit itself in 2012
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:50,
	
Reply)
 
	
	NOW YOU OWN IT
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:53,
	
Reply)
 
	
	hey ladies xx
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:11,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Get fucked perv
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:15,
	
Reply)
 
	
	alright Nakers
 	You know those two tone brogues (tan body, black toecap and heel) that are doing the rounds?
Who are they by?
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:17,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I dunno, I don't like black and brown together anyway
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:26,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I don't like them separately either, fucking forrins
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:27,
	
Reply)
 
	
	nice shoes though
 	Two tone brogues are in. Just avoid the brown and white ones.
It may he dark blue rather than black.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:29,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Some lad in my office has some brown brogues with bright orange soles and laces.
 	They make me sad.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:15,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Oh no it's you :(
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:16,
	
Reply)
 
	
	alright yer
 	On the train, listening to Visionquest. 
There has been an awful lot of UPSET on here today.
In other news, my employers made me a counter offer, I rejected it. New job starts at the end of Feb.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:19,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Well done champ, good that. 
 	I've been bored today, and also been showing a new moron the ropes at work. I'm tired innit, I wasn't in the mood.
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:21,
	
Reply)
 
	
	plus, all the bullying of Jason is quite energy intensive
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:23,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Yeah, it takes it out of you don't it? It's becoming a full time job, we need to work out a rota
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:24,
	
Reply)
 
	
	what about you do 8-12, I do 12-2, Tangles takes over for a couple of hours, then me again for 2 hours, then a group effort until he starts crying and logs off?
 	Oh yer, get all over the Franco Cinelli remix of The Sound of Violence by Cassius.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:27,
	
Reply)
 
	
	The new better naked ape needs to do his bit too though, apparently he's a 'troll'
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:28,
	
Reply)
 
	
	well, I took him as a permanent bullying presence anyway
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:30,
	
Reply)
 
	
	You would miss my brilliant multi-alt threads, and you know it.
 	Who would you bully if I wasn't here?
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:58,
	
Reply)
 
	
	that secondbesttroll sad wanker probably
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:59,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Fuck off.
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:15,
	
Reply)
 
	
	\o/
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:15,
	
Reply)
 
	
	xx Hello xx
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:54,
	
Reply)
 
	
	oh hi mate! 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 18:59,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Foot still numb?
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:07,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Tip of the big toe, must have been a year now. Cool innit. 
 	How's your day been doc?
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:08,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Quiet. Usual people who aren't well
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:12,
	
Reply)
 
	
	 Hope you made the nice ones better and the lazy work shy ones worse
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:13,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Not for me to judge. 
 	Have to take patients at their word.
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:18,
	
Reply)
 
	
	More benefit frauds.
 	Broken Britain!
I watched the show on Channel 4. I know what goes on.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:14,
	
Reply)
 
	
	You are one
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:15,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I am a hard working and upstanding member of the United Kingdom.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:16,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Holiday benefit sponger 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:17,
	
Reply)
 
	
	our taxes paid for his poppers-fuelled gay sex holiday to the drugs capital of Spain
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:20,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Why are my taxes paying for his 'liquid gold'?
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:21,
	
Reply)
 
	
	the DWP disagree
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:18,
	
Reply)
 
	
	he's ripping off us hardworking taxpayers
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:17,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Circulatory sounds as. Is it constant?
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:13,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Yeah, just the end bit where you might stub it
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:14,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Did it come on suddenly or gradual?
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:16,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Tbh I don't remember, I just noticed it was 'pins and needley' one day. 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:17,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Sounds like toe aids.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:18,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I'm not gay though
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:19,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Hansen's disease
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:18,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Yes well done for being about a week late on that one boss
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:19,
	
Reply)
 
	
	the drummer was well fit
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:20,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I would have liked a go on all those blonde bitches
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:23,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Any other problems in the area?
 	How about fingertips?
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:20,
	
Reply)
 
	
	No, just the one big toe. It was both of them but the left one is 95% better
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:22,
	
Reply)
 
	
	alright
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:01,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Alright Dozer.
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:08,
	
Reply)
 
	
	very well thank you
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:09,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Toutdroit
 	
	(
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:02,
	
Reply)
 
	
	ca va
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:03,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Quite bien merci. Maintenant. Going to have un cuppa.
 	
	(
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:16,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Guten Abend herr jogs
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:05,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Wotcher mine damen. 
 	
	(
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:17,
	
Reply)
 
	
	It's gone all multi lingual today ed, I suppose language is fluid and eventually we will all be speaking the same language
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:24,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Evening.
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:08,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Good evening English speaking person.
 	
	(
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:18,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Alreet jogs?
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:09,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Nae bad Hinny.
 	
	(
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:12,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Grand :)
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:13,
	
Reply)
 
	
	'sup
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:06,
	
Reply)
 
	
	'Supset
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:07,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I'm concerned by the lack of new QOTW.
 	I hope someone hasn't done themselves a mischief.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:08,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Maybe they took up my suggestion
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:09,
	
Reply)
 
	
	One way flight to Switzerland? 
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:10,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I said have a couple of week off but that's maybe a better idea
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:11,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Hahaha, what a cunty thing to do, the least you could do is buy the person adminstering it a flight back.
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:15,
	
Reply)
 
	
	My heart's not in it since they rejected my 'mistaken identity' suggestion.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:12,
	
Reply)
 
	
	My hearts not in OT today since you started posting
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:13,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I know!
 	Right mean you were. I saw you deleted post and my heart sank.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:17,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Shut up Jason you big silly goose
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:18,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I've never been a fan. 
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:09,
	
Reply)
 
	
	I tried being a wafting newspaper once, but it wasn't the same.
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:12,
	
Reply)
 
	
	wooftering newspaper more like
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:14,
	
Reply)
 
	
	good one
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:17,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Apparently last week's was so profoundly entertaining
 	and hilarious they're running it for a month.
	(
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:11,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Evening. 
 	
	(
DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:09,
	
Reply)
 
	
	Making things even
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:10,
	
Reply)
 
 « Go Back  | 
Reply To This »
Pages: Latest, 
836, 
835, 
834, 
833, 
832, ... 
1