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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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FIRST BACK.
Fucksake what happened there?
I thought maybe we'd all been nobbled by Yew Tree.
I certainly have.
What did you do while B3ta was down? Did you cry a lot or stuff yourself with chocolates? Maybe you had time for sex.
Tell us how you coped.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:20, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I've had to work all bloody morning
and I'm not remotely happy about it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I spent the morning putting up security lights.
Now it seems quite apt.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
this
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
B3th did it
Fucking shitmod
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Also, WHERE ARE OUR FUCKING ICONS???

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
HI ED! HI THE INTERNET!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Coming in loud and clear Froglet!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Breaker breaker, charlie one niner

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Bigarse 10 5

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Rubberduckies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
THANK GOODNESS
I have done loads of work and had to talk to *real* people. Horrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Actually it was Ze Germanz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Hey, carrot.
I am going to be in Lanner near Helston over the Easter weekend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
We'll all programme our satnavs then.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Satnavs don't work in Cornwall, Ed.
Hardly any of the roads are registered.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I was only showing off there stunned,
I don't really know what a satnav is.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Neither does Peej.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
2 posts all morning?
We used to have a right laugh on here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
That's what they are trying to stop.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Swipey goes skiing and takes b3ta with her.
I expect she forgot to turn the gas and the electrics off before leaving the house too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
It wont be the fucking iron, will it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I doubt she knows what one of those is..

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)
She will when I smash it round her ranga heed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)
You'll have to buy her one first

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I bet she just buys new clothes rather than iron laundry.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
All the wringles in her clothes disappear when she puts them on.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
genuine lol at wringles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Its a portmanteau word.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Once you plop you cant stop

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Swipes motto prior to bending over the bins

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
"tits first, I'm not a slag"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
A motto for life

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I prefer
"I will spit on it first love don't worry"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I've done some work, drank some coffee and watched Tropic Thunder in iPlayer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Damn you IT guys graft your fingers to the bone

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
RIP TRIGGER
being fingered in heaven wiv da angles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Fingers crossed that "Nick" Lindhurst is next.
Although Del Boy is looking a bit suspect these days.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
He's still on a Y2K project.
Slackers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
THERE COULD STILL BE ISSUES, RIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Sporters
Line 20 wont GOTO 10 what should I do?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)
20 GTF 10

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)
thx bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I had a great feeling of unease all evening and morning, thinking that I may never talk to your lovely selves again.
Also did a bit work an' that.

Don't scare me like that again B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
My refresh button was raped :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
RaF5d

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

nease pset
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I was all set to add you on facebook and twitter so you need never miss my helpful corrections

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I looked him up on twitter* and all he does is rip off all our wicked jokes and stuff
*I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I follow GJ on twitter
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Do you? I would but then he'd know my true identity. And I don't go on twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I doubt your world would change much.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)
But you'd start messaging me and stuff cos I iz well handsome

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Ha! I'm sure I would control myself.
I have a lovely fella, ta.
That, and you're straight.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)
ALL BENDERS WANT TO TRY AND TURN US STRAIGHTIES

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:04, Reply)
It won't work on me.
No matter how many men I have sex with, I am never turning gay.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Only the pretty ones!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)
*checks self in mirror*
*yep I am safe*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Exactly my point

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I follow your mum when she collects her pension

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
RT @frog I looked him up on twitter* and all he does is rip off all our wicked jokes and stuff *I didn't LOL

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
@yurtprick megalolz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
@frog I don't know what everyone is freaking out about #HISINNOCENT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)
@yurtprick I think @LeeLatchford-Evans was in on it too LOL #babyrapists

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)
...yeah right!
My Twitter is rife with my outlandish statements and celebrity tattle
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Alright mate, don't get all upset, I said I *didn't* look!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I walked up to people in the street and said 'alright'.
I did this several dozen times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Did they tell you to get fucked?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Cunts!
There all cunts those street fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Still no new QOTW...
Slackers
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Oh man I missed you guys soooo much!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Oh fuck, I though you wouldn't come back :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I missed you the most
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)
You make me whole again xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

m t w
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Yurters!
Finished for the day yet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Nearly.
I've done loads today*



*I haven't really
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I have had a shocking week.
Busy, busy.

Have actually had to do some WORK.

I am going to the footy with Monts tomorrow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)
He loves his football, don't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I assume by that last line you mean you are going cottaging

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Monty loves it when Stunned takes him up the arsenal

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)
To watch the sportball vs Fulham Wanderers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Wasn't that barry's team?
/wivdaanglesnow
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Cool, thanks for the heads up, will totes avoid the Emirates route home tomorrow after work if you two bozos are about.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)
+n
YAY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I am pissed off I had to cancel. Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)
It's getting very emotional in here.
Think we need a group hug.
up hug pe
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
*sanitises*
*sprays Febreeze*


yer, go on then.


*lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)
For one very brief moment
I thought I could be happy.

Then it started again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Ah the old bum gravy again
You need to stop sticking ginger up your arse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Fig get about it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Posh would get up there much easier.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Contemporary.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)
oh dont be such a Nurd(ing)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Stop ruining b3ta for everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Ah yes, This is what was missing.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)
It's simple. Both Dozer and Al were posting yesterday, so the severs experienced a cunt overload.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)
a cuntiaclysm you could say

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)
It's alright, the super-secret board was unaffected
We have a right laugh there
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Hi 'Bill Clay' !
I'm quite glad I don't know of this secret board. I was glad of the release from b3ta's tentacles.

Made me realise I can make it on my own.
(after crying and tugging at my genitals)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Did you leave the house?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Daily. Sometimes even more than once.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Woah. Steady on.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)
yer
alright?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

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