I was surprised by how easy dozer found cooking spinach and ricotta canneloni

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WHO IS DOZER?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Some cunt with a think northern accent
He basically unintelligible, which is why he works in finance
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I read that as
"why he works in france"

I think my version is better.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I don't work in finance.
I work in financial advice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

"Be sensible with your finances."
There you go - that's a million quid, please.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

oh dear
That's not how it works.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BUSINESS MODEL YOU FASCIST?!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

because you seem to misunderstand some basic things

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

What a 'Jason' eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

it's almost as if he doesn't know anything about financial advice at all!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Sure I do - I just gave you one.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

yeah that's not how it works

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Yeah it is.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)

no it isn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Why don't you love me? :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Because of this ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Course I love you, Jase
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

\o/
Bender
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2188550
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Dont spend more than you can afford

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)

that's not how it works

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

It is though, really.
Just with a couple of "best return on investment"s thrown in.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

it really isn't
You've clearly never been to see any sort of financial adviser, except maybe a bank one because you're that ignorant about it you think bank advisers are any use at all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)

^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)

^ This.
In reality I couldn't give a monkey's about financial advice, because I don't have any finance to advise.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Man is trying to justify his usless job online

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

I dunno like Bonzodog
If you had a spare 200k would you bang it in the bank or would you pay someone 400 quid to put it in the best possible place?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Is the 'someone' you? In which case i'd put it in my current account.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Oh ok i will pay the 400 notes when I sell my houses thanks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

how are you selling them?
CGT will likely be payable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

yeah thanks 'sarah beeny' i ain't selling nuffink atm

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:34, Reply)

under the mattress right?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

yeah
Best place for it.

That's 600 quid adviser fee please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)

Ok
do you take Access (he is my flexible friend)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)

So, how come my advice "Isn't how it works", but this is?
Seems like you're racist against vagabonds.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I had that last night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)