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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ribbed for his pleasure, eh?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
i only got one
but in hindsight, I should have taken advantage of the "3 for 2" offer.
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>:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
one to eat, one to peg, what's the third for?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
one each to eat silly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
you're overthinking it
like all good relationship sharing techniques:

1 for him, 2 for me.
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Toast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
All ladies have 3 potential orifices

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I'm pretty sure Frog only has two, though.
pretty sure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
No, I have two bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
FFS don't tell Mono.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
he's only a parrot

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not that Mono.
MONO.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Ah froggy is a monotreme

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
2 ears
1 mouth
2 nostrils
1 arsehole
2 eye sockets

I thought you were a scientist!?
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I make that 7.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
8 if you include the japs eye
I reckon I could at least get one of the nuts from the toblerone down there
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wedge one in
and he could fire it into your mouth from across the room
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
shove a nut down your japs eye and shit out a toblerone.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I'm technically an engineer.
that's a reasonable degree of error for engineering.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)

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