i can has booze
not tonight though, got to go to prayers at a synagogue for a client's dead mum - never been to a synagogue before. I hope the prayers don't go on for hours and hours.

got paid yesterday, plenty of cash.

it's sunny in London today. and i'm away next weekend and then taking the froggy one away for his birthday treat a couple of weeks after that, so yep. all good in this hood.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:25, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Mrs Cow gets paid tomorrow
This is a good thing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I popped a 20 in her knickers last night mate
should keep you in pies and newky for an afternoon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

*phew*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

are you allowed in a synagogue?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

She had her foreskin removed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

why not?
it's only you that shrivels and spurts horns in the presence of holy things
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

horns
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

The crowd are on their feet for that one. Remarkable.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)

My ex was Jewish and he made me go to a synagogue in London.
They were doing some weird ceremony thing with a smoking pot.
They ALL stared at me. Probably because I was the only one in there not wearing a Blues Brothers costume.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Wait, the Jews get to smoke pot at their church?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)