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www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vpfre/what_are_some_basic_rules_of_etiquette_everyone/ceuoo5e
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She was on time yesterday, she's learning.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Only the one black eye then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

If she was a spider she'd consistantly have eight black eyes for her many indiscretions.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)

consistantly have eight black eyes for her many indiscretions be eaten by a frog
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)

How about if she was a scallop? HTH
https://www.ebiomedia.com/how-many-eyes-can-one-animal-have.html
(BeatsWork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)

My flatmate is so consistently late for everything that I won't meet her anywhere
unless there's other people as sitting around on his Jack in a bar makes a man look like he's sharking for a rape victim.

When we were flat hunting, she was an hour and a half late for a viewing. I got the arse and left after 45 minutes and then received a stroppy phone call asking where I was.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Dear Kroney
as a French prick you will be unaware of this, but here in England it is perfectly acceptable for a man to be alone in a pub drinking. Normal men will get a paper or similar and shun all forms of contact apart from with the barman.
Hope this missive is of use.
Kind regards
The Men of England
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)

*votes dog29*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)

+the North of

( Kroney, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)

*is an essex boy and is happy to drink in a pub on my own*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:00, Reply)