i wasn't hungry, wanted something to pick at
so I went to itsu and got 2 side dishes, ed beans and houmous, and some rice.

alt: no idea what this is. it got blocked for porn here. but then, so did a locksmith, so.

altalt: dozer will explode with wee-wee excitement at bumming rory
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright Ranga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)

of all people, you'd think a scot would recognise a ranga

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)

I know an orang utan when I see one, and you definitely are one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)

YOU'VE NEVER MET ME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah, he *may* have ACCIDENTALLY been gazzed some pics......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

your cockshots do not count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

why not?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

because they only go up to one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

What?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

i was hilariously saying that you have a one inch cock
which then doesn't count because one doesn't - oh never mind!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

I do though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

I often wonder what goes on in the gazz scene.
I rarely send or receive :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Me neither

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

*sigh*
zz Y
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

All the people that are nasty are secretly nice to each other mostly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Haha! Just not to me :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

ga ji
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

On reflection I prefer your version

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

yes
obvious but effective
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Oh, does ranga come from orang?
Seems obvious, in hindsight.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

yes.
Yes it does.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Every day's a school day.

( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

+ special

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Girders

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Dating site for 'elite(ist)' people.
worse than that one for good looking people they had a few years back. Can't remember its name.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)

because you didn't meet their criteria

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I'm totally pretty enough for the beautiful one.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

you really aren't
Unless 'balding potato' is the new thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

She's that tuppenny licking Horse racing presenter right?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Well what do the kids down the skate park like?
Worn out camo pants and a selection of baggy tops.
Meth head chic.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

don't forget a face that looks like the inside of a sewing box
and a vegetarian arsehole that smells like satan's yak
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

this is funny, because it's coming from you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

, because it's coming from you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

you and I clearly have very different definitions of the word 'funny'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)

you can keep your painfully desperate attempts to be wakki definitions, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

'painfully desperate'?
Enough about Ruari, he's not here to defend his 'technique'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Oh hang on
Dozer isn't a meat wrong as well... That's it the world has gone crazy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

oh, the beautiful people one?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I can't remember it's name...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)