we're serving dinner at 7:30

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Lighty will finally get his haggis piped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

no piper, but I will be reading some Burns

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)

I went to a charity Burns supper a few years ago and won a £500 holiday voucher
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

you're challenging AA in the 'anecdote king' stakes, you really are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Hey, I got a free trip to Paris

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)

trip to go on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Just for one night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Like a sack of spuds she is.
Jordan's was shit too. If you're going to do a sex tape at least show a bit of interest.

Mind, I suppose that's hard to do with Dane Bowers' toe up your cunt.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)

I'd fuck her bong eye straight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)

You shouldnt talk about her handicapped son like that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)

My mate went to a fancy dress party as Jordan complete with a black doll with googly eyes stuck on.
I loved it.


Not the doll...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Crystal Gaylezzzzz

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)

She just seemed bored. Even incorporating a vibrator didn't tickle her fancy.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)