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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What a prick.
metro.co.uk/2014/01/22/green-fingers-prisoner-posts-selfie-with-home-grown-cannabis-plant-4273640/
Who else has been prickish recently?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:59, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
That prick lord battered the fucking prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)
You've made it my son

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Don't care, having lamb chops now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I had roast topside of highland beef with haggis, clapshot and whisky sauce
What with it being Burns Night or summat.

I have also received the 2 bottles of Whisky I ordered today, so this evening should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
nice work.
There is a Burn's supper round my gaff on Saturday, I'm buying the whisky this weekend. Either Glenfarclas or Auchentoshan Three Wood.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I had some New Zealand malt a bit back which was nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I'm a big fan of Japanese malt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I'll be there around 6, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
we're serving dinner at 7:30

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Lighty will finally get his haggis piped

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)
no piper, but I will be reading some Burns

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)
I went to a charity Burns supper a few years ago and won a £500 holiday voucher
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)
you're challenging AA in the 'anecdote king' stakes, you really are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Hey, I got a free trip to Paris

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)

trip to go on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Just for one night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Like a sack of spuds she is.
Jordan's was shit too. If you're going to do a sex tape at least show a bit of interest.

Mind, I suppose that's hard to do with Dane Bowers' toe up your cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I'd fuck her bong eye straight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)
You shouldnt talk about her handicapped son like that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
My mate went to a fancy dress party as Jordan complete with a black doll with googly eyes stuck on.
I loved it.


Not the doll...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Crystal Gaylezzzzz

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)
She just seemed bored. Even incorporating a vibrator didn't tickle her fancy.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Burns night is the 25th
otherwise, textbook work.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Don't blame me blame the work canteen

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Same excuse as teh Nazi's ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Nakers, Frog, Jason and me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Frog is really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Frog is really bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Bent frog really bent mr bent frog. I concur.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Yeah I'm well bent. TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
does this mean I'm part of the gang now?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
you'll never be a part of the gang

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)
:(
Don't care though...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)
^UPSET^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)
YOUN ARE!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)
he's very upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I don't know why he continues to contribute if it upsets him so much

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)
he's looking for an online escape from his dead end job.
The Psychochomp factor, if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:34, Reply)
It's not the job that's the problem, it's his very being.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I love my being.
Sometimes twice a night
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
and the rest of you are here because...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)
To entertain you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
That you do!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
If I can raise just one smile out of wor Jase, then all my efforts have been worthwhile.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
You made me laugh twice, and I'm difficult to please.
You will find this goal a simple task to fulfil.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)
he ain't yet.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
^jason^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)
I get this!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
We aren't
we're a construct of your imagination.

Well, apart from Rory and Dozer. They are real.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)
\o

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

www.humber.ca/hospitality/node/341
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Kelly Brook was a bit nippy at the NTA's
i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3051712.ece/ALTERNATES/s927b/Kelly-Brook-3051712.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)
she's gorgeous
She is also the same age as me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Perfect woman
Curvy, funny and stupid
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
She was shit on Celebrity Juice.
Yes I know it's shit anyway.
She made it worse.

Comes to something when you'd rather have Fearne Cotton though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Fearne Cotton annoys me
At first glance she looks hot. But she isn't
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)
She's a right cunt, and she conspired to rape babies with Watkins

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:34, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:34, Reply)
MEGALOLZ!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:36, Reply)
^freaking out^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)
I have clicked 'I like this!'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
she has a hateful sparrow face.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
She used to behave like a complete twat at Soho House.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Doing what?
Apart from babies up the shitpipe
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:17, Reply)
She'll have someone's eyes out with them, if she's not careful


she's not careful they're lucky
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I need a lie down now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I'd say the prison officers were pretty prickish not to notice him growing a massive cannabis plant in his cell.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Could they not smell it?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)
If you asked them nicely, I'm sure they would for the right price.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Bacon roll in he
Probs stinks of BO covered up with Brut
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Lots of nurses administering injections, I imagine
some cactii? I dunno. Give me something to work with.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Will my penis do?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)
May I introduce you to Geordiejay?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
*throws hedgehog*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
*drops everything*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)
WELL THIS IS GOOD!!!!
For those of you who have been to Dublin, recommend some thing for me to do, besides the Guinness Museum, Temple Bar, getting fucked and shitting off.
Plus points for a great breakfast place.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Cut your own head off.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
*votes for captain Frog*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Dublin is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Ner
Dublin is good, but wallet-rapey
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Obligatory YM-based strikethrough.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:19, Reply)
*appreciates*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Cork & Galway are much better places to visit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:19, Reply)
ah for sure tis good to be among the little folk

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

r c
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
^^ obsessed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
No one.
You're all lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I do love your sig

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
If you love it so much why don't you marry it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I'll have you know I have indeed married a stupid cunt
No, wait....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I'm telling!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
officegiggle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

e i + a Ranga furrow.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
hahaha!
Extra points for the use of tilling in sexual context
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
OI

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
i had my hair coloured and cut and a lovely head and neck massage today
i'm all relaxed and don't think anyone is a prick
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Even dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
what, that quirky little eccentric scamp
who's now trying to convince us that he lives with someone? other than a rodent?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I BET IT LOOKS LOVELY XX

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
^ well trained ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
^ wants cock suckled ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
can you blame him?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Not at all, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Tell you what this place could do with - a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

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