Funny looking kid
funny looking parents
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

*ahhhhh*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

TUBE
totally unneeded breast examination
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

These aren't used as much now.
As a lot more patients request to see their records.
NFN.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

its true though innit doc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I have nothing but respect for all my patients.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

The TUBE one is true as well
I know these things.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Like fuck you do.
They are humanity. and therefore generally awful.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Normal for Norfolk?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)

That's the one mate!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Nah this is:
ART - Approaching Room Temperature. I.e. dead.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Haven't heard that one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:21, Reply)

I've heard that doctors list phlebitis
as code for "flea bites" indicating the patient lives in squalor.

Comments?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

This is vein inflammation.
It may well be another jargon term, I haven't heard this one either.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Stop reading your medical files....

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

CTD.
Circling the drain.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Youll know' fanny on a string', I assume, working ICU?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Different Badger, Chief.
Amorous is the ICU senior nurse. I'm the non-medical doctor.

So, no, what's "fanny on a string" ?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I know a US navy term for blobbing ladies is
Blue Stringers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Sorry about that. It's the thing on some crash carts that's inserted into the throat to keep an airway clear.It looks like a fanny hanging on a string.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Splendid.
I believe I mentioned this the other day, but I'm always entertained by a friend of mine who, after a 6 month obs/gyn rotation, referred to speculums as "flapjacks"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)

ayeah you did, made me laugh that. Meds have sick senses of humour. Coping mechanism Isuppose.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)