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apart from the pakis, which minority group do you really despise?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:14,
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Scots.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:14,
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fucking porridgewog dolescroungers
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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Pakis
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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typical Indian
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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Gypsies.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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proper Roma ones, or 'travellers'?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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Both.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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nice work, I see you don't discriminate when it comes to discrimination
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:21,
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Edgy.
Nips.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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and Arabs
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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you mean sandniggers
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:19,
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you mean slopes, right?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:18,
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sk8rs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:19,
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edgy.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:19,
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hamsters
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:19,
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edgy.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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the white middle classes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:19,
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with you on this one, brother
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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babygurlz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:19,
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excellent self-loathing here
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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Benefits Street dwellers
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:21,
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typical Housing Benefit fraudster
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:21,
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Tattie munchers
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:21,
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weedgies
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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And let's not forget, Fifers.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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I dunno what's worse, the sheepshaggers or the soapdodgers
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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And teuchters. And Dundonians.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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Working class Scots
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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May I ask what a teuchter is please?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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It's a brand of beer, I think
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:30,
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that's Deuchars
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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I know, silly!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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resident of Aberdeenshire.
A speaker of Doric.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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Like Phudders
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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aye, jus like at, eh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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Some kind of backward Highland inbred.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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I see
An ex-bird from Glasgow once called me it then refused to tell me what it meant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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I see.
Well your basic problem there was trying to get some sense out of a Weedgie. Schoolboy error Sporters.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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I wasn't trying to get sense out of her
Only blowjobs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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Fair point
At least it would have halted that annoying nasally Weedgie whine, albeit temporarily.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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About 10 seconds of peace
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:44,
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Nice work 'Hair-trigger'
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:04,
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I'm not even German
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:12,
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porridge fisters
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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Hoots, mon!
Add spoilt, city-dwelling ranga types to that.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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they're the BEST
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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At what, I ask you?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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Annoying me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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Annoying Tromboning
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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Rusting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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CHINAMEN
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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fucking chinky pricks
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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NORTHERNERS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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flat cap wearing cockends
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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tggi^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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WOMEN
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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yeah!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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People with piercings.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:23,
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facial metallurgy is for wankers, yeah
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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poofs
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:24,
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I believe the plural is "pooves"
Please update your style guide accordingly.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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Fans of football teams that play in red
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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oh man, SOCCERBALL!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:25,
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ha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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or blue
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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TGDGI^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:41,
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Something boring about compliance and IFAs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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'spend less than you earn'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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If I like this
does it constitute financial advice, if so when can I expect the invoice?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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it doesn't constitute financial advice as defined by the FCA, soz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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few in that case I like this
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:35,
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Homosexualists
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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YURTSTERS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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Gays
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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Jays
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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DWARFS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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GINGERS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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CHRISTIANS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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ginger christian dwarves?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:36,
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Residents of York.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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Genuine answer
Proper orthodox Jews - shit me right up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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Self-confessed 'Folkestone Lotharios'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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People called:
Tom, David, Jason, Graeme, Ian, Jill or Andy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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But most of all Ian, because of the whole paedophile connection
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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Worst of the lot.
They make me sick, the filthy fucking nonces.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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like that disgusting nonce H from Lostprophets
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:30,
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Not really, no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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He didn't say Mohammed!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:30,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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what sort of foamy mouthed spastic spells 'Graham' as 'Graeme' anyway?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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Well. Bent.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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his pretension even extends to the spelling of his name, what a 'bent cunt'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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What an utter cunt. Even though, technically, it's the parents with the pretensions as they named the prick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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Or Giles or Liam.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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OK, that's pretty much named everyone on here now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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Good job we're all mates really, innit...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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Indeed it is, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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Fuck off. Cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:55,
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Hi mate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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People who get tattoos to make themselves 'unique'.
Yeah that's right - some Celtic crap and a tramp stamp - just like every other prick. Well done.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:29,
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This ain't really a minority any more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:30,
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This isn't a bad shout
Tattoos should be personal. Cunts with full sleeves of random lines or lasses with ho bows
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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Conservatives
Bunch of grasping cunts the lot of them. Would trample their grandmothers to pick up 5p.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:31,
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Single white Anglo-Saxon Protestant middle-class middle aged men
In Audis
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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niche
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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What colour/model of Audi?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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Q7, white
Cunts the lot of 'em
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:35,
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Hmm
That makes Dave in our office a cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:36,
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HI DAVE ^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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I'm afraid I can't do that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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we had an IT manager called Dave
who was fucking useless, I would send him a picture of HAL every so often after he had fucked up again.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:44,
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Our Dave is rather good at his job
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:46,
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probably not the same one then
Who would have thought there would be more than one Dave working in IT.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:48,
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Too much of a coincidence.
They
have to be the same one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:49,
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You know what,
now you put it like that.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:58,
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Italics are very persuasive
Don't you agree?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:59,
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yes I agree
Orders are to be obeyed without question
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:03,
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Good man.
Now get out there and don't stop until everyone is dead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:05,
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*head to coventry*
I shall start at the bottom and work my way up
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:06,
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Yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:03,
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I'm going A6 in silver
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:35,
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white or red
RS4/ or 5
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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Minorities generally are.....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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Phew! saved by the car
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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^screech ^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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Nothing for this?
Really?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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No
Because it made me think of his sex tape and I now have to gouge my eyes out
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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Why the shuddering fuck would you have watched that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:06,
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Because it existed
I could only manage 3 wanks as well that's how disturbing it was
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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Bad times
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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Jews.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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IT nerds
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:33,
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that's an overwhelming majority on here
there's about 3 of us that aren't IT nerds
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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Vegetarians & vegans.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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fuck off sausage pants
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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^^^^^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:36,
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Fussy eaters more like!
AMIRITE?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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^^tggi
"Is there a vegetarian option?"
"Yes, you can fuck off."
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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Quakers
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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Ranga lawyers
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:36,
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i just had it dyed today
frog and monty will confirm the luscious darkness of the midnight darkness or something
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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It's fucking purple again
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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Prince's less successful...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:40,
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officechuckle
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:42,
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HA!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:56,
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Oh, that's special.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:23,
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Men with beards.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:36,
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LOAFERS WEARERS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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People with dead mums.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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haha
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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:(
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:40,
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People whose mums are alive, but they don't speak to them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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\o/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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People who get upset on the internet.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:40,
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\o/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:44,
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Bitter aging divorcees
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:41,
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\o/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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No, just during sex
until the butter came out the fridge
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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Being a child of the 70's (as discussed before... yeah fuck you all laugh it up)
My mum smoked like a chimney, and I only suck cock for money so I am not gay.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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No, only in the oven
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:44,
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Bummer in the oven
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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Up the puff
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:46,
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ha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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Chuggers.
I know they're not .a.recognised minority, like shirtlifters? But they fucking annoy me.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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nail.on.head
That'd sort them right out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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stupid smiley, bouncy, robbing pricks
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:46,
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The smiling especially.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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People who class hoodies as fashionable attire
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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One of my hoodies died today
The zip went
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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Zip up hoodies
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:47,
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fattie reggae
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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Not even in my top ten sauces
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:04,
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Justin Bieber
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:48,
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topical!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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That cunt should die soon, right?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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GPs pissing about on the web while children are dying
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:51,
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^ winner ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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TBF he only needs one hand to hold them underwater
so he can still type with the other one
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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Cunt. I'm finished for the day now.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:56,
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How many old ladies' bottoms have you had your finger up today?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:56,
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ONLY YMs!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!!!11111ONE!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:57,
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None actually. Shame.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:02,
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Just the child drowning then eh
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:03,
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He was trying to be a ship, man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:04,
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Har old was he?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:05,
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Legally 15 though closer to 250
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:06,
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"Doing a shipman" is actually a recognised med slang term.
Regretful but true.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:06,
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I guess it's a necessary part of the job.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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For when a patient dies.'You done a Shipman SBT?'
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:10,
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Mass murder?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:10,
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Well something has to stem the rising tide of old people just going on living and not dying for ages
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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I was thinking of mass poisoning of Garibaldi biscuits
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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as is
FLK FLP
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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Go on then
What's that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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Funny looking kid
funny looking parents
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:13,
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*ahhhhh*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:13,
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TUBE
totally unneeded breast examination
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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These aren't used as much now.
As a lot more patients request to see their records.
NFN.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:15,
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its true though innit doc
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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I have nothing but respect for all my patients.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:20,
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The TUBE one is true as well
I know these things.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:22,
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Like fuck you do.
They are humanity. and therefore generally awful.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:25,
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Normal for Norfolk?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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That's the one mate!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:18,
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Nah this is:
ART - Approaching Room Temperature. I.e. dead.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:19,
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Haven't heard that one.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:21,
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I've heard that doctors list phlebitis
as code for "flea bites" indicating the patient lives in squalor.
Comments?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:26,
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This is vein inflammation.
It may well be another jargon term, I haven't heard this one either.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:30,
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Stop reading your medical files....
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:30,
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CTD.
Circling the drain.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:24,
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Youll know' fanny on a string', I assume, working ICU?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:27,
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Different Badger, Chief.
Amorous is the ICU senior nurse. I'm the non-medical doctor.
So, no, what's "fanny on a string" ?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:29,
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I know a US navy term for blobbing ladies is
Blue Stringers
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:31,
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Sorry about that. It's the thing on some crash carts that's inserted into the throat to keep an airway clear.It looks like a fanny hanging on a string.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:33,
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Splendid.
I believe I mentioned this the other day, but I'm always entertained by a friend of mine who, after a 6 month obs/gyn rotation, referred to speculums as "flapjacks"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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ayeah you did, made me laugh that. Meds have sick senses of humour. Coping mechanism Isuppose.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:45,
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We don't call it child drowning.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:08,
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Total immersion reflux suppression therapy
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:09,
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You're medically trained?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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No but I will have a bloody good look LOLOLOLOL
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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^ Chubby Bonz ^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14,
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I wont lie I was very please with my new medical term for child drowning
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:22,
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It is rather good, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:28,
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Not bad. Have a free prescription, anything you want.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:37,
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Vicodin and hookers please doc
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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Vicodin and frog's mum will have todo, sos.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:41,
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DEAL.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:42,
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I'll give her an enama, clear the passage for you of whatever the hell is up there.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:47,
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Frogs pissing about online whilst their bird's hitting the biological clock.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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^UPSET^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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No way to talk about yM
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:03,
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Oh, ZING.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:24,
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So Solid Crew
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:16,
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Its ok
They've only got 21 more seconds left
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:19,
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All 700 of them?
Bit racist.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:20,
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I'm pretty sure given the ethnic mix
it's just crewist.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:25,
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Orthodox?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:28,
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Jew must be joking!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:33,
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+ YEEEAAHH!
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:38,
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Home counties Tories.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:26,
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