I have work to do, from home
So obviously I had a look online at a new Bar-B-Q, and now I'm looking at 'outdoor kitchens' - what entirely unnecessary stuff do you lust after?

Alt. Feel free to share what boring shit you plan to cook tonight.
(BeatsWork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:09, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dunno
Alt:Nothing
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:17, Reply)

Dunno?
Frog, everyone has to have dreams - it's what motivated fish to crawl out of the sea and become amphibians.
And amphibians to..ah, I see..
(BeatsWork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:20, Reply)

Dunno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Ferrari F40
or Aston Martin DBS.

alt: takeaway pizza, probably.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:17, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:25, Reply)

Not really, this apathy has left me no option but to do some work.

(BeatsWork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)

cliken dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I bought a mid priced iron last week, so far it has exceeded my expectations
Alt: there is no food in my house, which considering I spent £166 in Waitrose a week ago is a little annoying.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:38, Reply)

AA, give Nakers his log in back.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Yeah well, boring questions get boring answers
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)

When are you coming to stay with me then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)

Monday
Can you cook me some meat though, I ain't a poofter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)

I'll slip you some quorn, you'll never know the difference.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)

but you dress like one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Unsure why you expected a loaf of bread, 4 tins of beans and a bag of organic broccoli to last a week?

(BeatsWork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)

So a week's worth of food only lasted you a week?
Well colour me surprised.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Racist^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)

None of my desires are unnecessary.
Alt: No, I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:39, Reply)

I dunno, it's necessary for your family to leave cov before the consumption finishes them off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Or the plague

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I ensure that they never come into contact with the household staff, so they should be ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Thanks, the alt supposed to be sarcastic.

(BeatsWork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)

hahaha yeah sarcasm haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)

some chavvy cunt is listening to cheap and nasty dance music
I'm several feet away, he's using earphones and I can still hear it.

What a multiprick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)

Alright grandad, calm down.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)

other prick factors:
Spread collar shirt with a four in hand.

Neck tattoo.

Cheap and nasty coat by 'Trespass'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)

also, the four in hand is badly tied.
Why are people so ghastly?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)

Get closer
Then start dancing to it
(BeatsWork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Legally you are allowed to stand up and stab him in the eye

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)

I left my chib at home :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)

ah man sad times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Look on the bright side
If he's wearing headphones and it's loud enough for you to hear it, he's making himself deaf, slowly but surely.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)

OK, OK, it was a shit question. Soneone please do better.
or else..
(BeatsWork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)

done

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)