No
I paid extra to have my wife's birthday present delivered before 9.30 and its now 9.38
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:38, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

the small print probably says "does not apply to middle of nowhere"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I live in the largest town in Cornwall
Now admittedly its still fucking small having a population on only about 26000 but I'm sure they should be able to deliver a fucking package on time. Still not here.
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

isnt that like claiming to be the best peadofile
as you only chase after 12 yr olds and not babies?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Pretty much
but I can't claim that. I'm not the best paedophile, I'm not even 5th best.
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

What have you (not) bought her?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

THIS

Famous people wear Alice Vandy you see.
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Fucking hell
I wouldn't have bought that, have you seen the shapes it turns your body into.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Well that appears to be the least hideous item available on that site.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

All designer shit is hideous in my book
but its what she wanted
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)

'Member the good old days when it only took a couple of bottles of Hooch to get her to suck it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Just about. I don't think a 300 quid dress is going to do it either.

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

make her copy the model poses
than laugh at her contorted shapes and inevitable bad back
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

I shall! Just for you!

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

\0/

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)

i did it for half a homity pie and a pint of diet coke

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Yeh you're a daft bint too, you paid for your own pie!
I only bought the coke
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)

I didn't pay extra for something to be delivered next day, and yet it has been. It's wonderful how the world balances itself out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I didn't want a suck job off your missus
but she tied me to a bin and forced herself on me.
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Who?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

All and any you have had in the last 4 years

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

that's quite alot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

+ of fictional people
while I was home alone in my bedsit wanking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

luckily you don't take long

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I faked it to get you off me
You try and cum when you're being sucked of by this


( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

just.... what did you search for???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)

gingerylawyers4u

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Pictures of *rachelswipes real name* naked

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)