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alright

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:57, 171 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
dunno

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:58, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:01, Reply)
dunno

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Morning frog

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)
hello!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Yeah not bad, hoping its payday today

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
don't remember asking

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)
I don't remember caring if you asked

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
i would have asked if youd given me the chance
i got paid again same as every friday if it helps
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Bloody hell
..be careful what you wish for, eh?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:59, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Fuck no. Life's too short for this
Can do much better 1/10
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Let me save you the effort
^upset
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Let me save everyone the effort
Spastic prick lord^
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Let me save you the effort
dunno^
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:08, Reply)
clickinn dis

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:01, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:07, Reply)
dunno

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:08, Reply)
I need a poo

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
^ SHIT BAKER

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Wouldn't that be 'knead a poo'?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)
That is far too clever for this time of morning

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)
God you're an idiot

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Christ you colonials are filthy savages, aren't you.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Don' blame me
Best bear thought of it, give him a hard time
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)
I've got him on ignore, so I can't see his posts.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Sorry hoss, can't hear you over the strain
My head alarm's going off with the effort here
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:17, Reply)
No, I feel like I have a hangover
Odd dreams I think
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
hang <----> over
+ Ken D
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)
More Rod Hull

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)
shut up beatswork

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)
^

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Might as well, you're right grumpty in the morning

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:19, Reply)
Soz I don't speak Orstraalian

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:20, Reply)
its your fault for starting off the day with the worst thread ever

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I think he's gone off for a little cry now

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Nah
Just been loading up the boat with dive gear, getting ready to enjoy the long weekend. Will come back for more when I've time to kill.
Hope I've annoyed the shit out of you - enjoy work!

xxx
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
You're the best one here, Beato

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Now wer're getting somewhere

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:18, Reply)
a couple of things, a man fitting a new door handle has just screwed the office door shut
plus, 'live chat' on websites is a magnet for morons
plus, i feel ill
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:19, Reply)
spare us your life story

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)
you look like a man who should be saying 'spare us some change' you hippy tramp

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I would never use such poor grammar whilst begging.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)
hahahaha
click
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
You would

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
also clickin dis

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:23, Reply)
In what way ill?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Cancer.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)
serious?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)
fingers crossed

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Internet and VPN have fallen over.
This is definitely nothing to do with me.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)
le Virusgate scandal continues

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
I don't know what I'm doing, really.
I just click stuff.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Clickin dis

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I don't think it's enough to protest your innocence, you should point the finger at a colleague just to be sure.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
You are destined for a job in IT

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
I am quite rude to my colleagues, yes.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
tggi^

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)
It's probably Jim's fault.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
He's a fucking liability that one

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Find someone called Dave
and blame them... Its always worked for me
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
It's the same guy

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Its always Dave
He is a prick
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Good morning. Day off \0/ looking after daughter duties.
May try some cooking. Make some dough and have pizza for lunch. That's day sorted for me :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
How old is she?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
down, rolf

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Stop cock-blocking me!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
3 years 4 months.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Make the tomato sauce too

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
I do like making pizza

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Yeah, wehad smarties as a topping last time. Tomatoes, mozzarella, sweet pepper and smarties. Lovely stuff.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)
I have the day off too! OMG!! We could be 'Best day-off buddies' or something
In other news, I'm meeting with a Rheumatology consultant today. I will be trying to get it through his massively egotistical thick head* that my G/F is allergic to aspirin** and everything he's prescribed so far has the warning 'Do not take if you are allergic to aspirin'. I can see a 'full and frank exchange of views' coming on.

*Unsurprising as he's a hospital consultant and therefore three steps above God.
**It's in her notes. At the top. In fuckoff big letters.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
A little rape and suicide arranged for his daughter should sort him out.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
If only I'd arranged the last one
I could have had it filmed 'pour encourager les autres'
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
No
I paid extra to have my wife's birthday present delivered before 9.30 and its now 9.38
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
the small print probably says "does not apply to middle of nowhere"

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)
I live in the largest town in Cornwall
Now admittedly its still fucking small having a population on only about 26000 but I'm sure they should be able to deliver a fucking package on time. Still not here.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
isnt that like claiming to be the best peadofile
as you only chase after 12 yr olds and not babies?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Pretty much
but I can't claim that. I'm not the best paedophile, I'm not even 5th best.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)
What have you (not) bought her?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

THIS

Famous people wear Alice Vandy you see.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Fucking hell
I wouldn't have bought that, have you seen the shapes it turns your body into.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Well that appears to be the least hideous item available on that site.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
All designer shit is hideous in my book
but its what she wanted
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
'Member the good old days when it only took a couple of bottles of Hooch to get her to suck it?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Just about. I don't think a 300 quid dress is going to do it either.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)
make her copy the model poses
than laugh at her contorted shapes and inevitable bad back
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
I shall! Just for you!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)
\0/

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
i did it for half a homity pie and a pint of diet coke

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Yeh you're a daft bint too, you paid for your own pie!
I only bought the coke
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)
I didn't pay extra for something to be delivered next day, and yet it has been. It's wonderful how the world balances itself out.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I didn't want a suck job off your missus
but she tied me to a bin and forced herself on me.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Who?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
All and any you have had in the last 4 years

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
that's quite alot

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
+ of fictional people
while I was home alone in my bedsit wanking
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
luckily you don't take long

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
I faked it to get you off me
You try and cum when you're being sucked of by this


(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
just.... what did you search for???

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)
gingerylawyers4u

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Pictures of *rachelswipes real name* naked

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)
seeing that there monty (rip) tonight
that will be "alright"
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Can you say "Fuck off you smelly Nazi tramp" from all of us please?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
^

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
^

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I'M TAKING HIS DAUGHTER'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT ROUND THERE
GOD, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT NAZIS?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Oh I dunno
Maybe that picture of his daughter in a Nazi hat doing a Nazi salute?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
it certainly helped

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Her present is a ceremonial Nazi dagger though, isn't it?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
samurai sword and her very own pimp in a cage

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
HE started it

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)
No he didnt
*sets up Faulty Towers jokes*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Remember "Boy Meets World"? American sitcom
Apparently there's a new show "Girl Meets World" coming out and the parents are the kids from that show played by the actors who played those kids.

Hollywood does love doing the same thing over and over again, doesn't it?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Thanks for this info Lighty
No really, thanks
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Oh Emm Gee!!! That is, like, the best news!!!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Not a fan of shite American telly.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
tpanga was hot

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
^ Nonce

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
no, she was hot when she was in the program. not now

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Oh right, that's ok then

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Totes, Topanga was a hot piece of ass.
As a kid, not now.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
go and sniff some feet

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
I don't sniff them, eew

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Just cut them off and store them in the freezer

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Nonce^^^

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
trips

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Ragga's

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
*checks em*

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

p 'r
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
ha!
Northern ginger t'ranga
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)
i am glad someone got this
and I am glad it was you
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-definitive-ranking-of-london-tube-lines
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
dear everyone on the internet
Buzzfeed is fucking gash, please stop linking it.

Thanks in advance
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Could be worse, could have been Upworthy.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
that site makes me sick

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
It's like AIDS for the internet.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
shush, this is one is actually funny

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
...if you don't have a sense of humour.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
just because you have one bus an hour

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
^

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
^

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2195168
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2195171
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Buzzfeed Nakers
linking it Him
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)
ITS GONE TEN NOW! THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)
delivery firm in being fucking shit shocker

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Although I already have my shed and it is built and installed, Asda emailed me yesterday to say they have shipped a shed
*crosses fingers for stereo shed goodness*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
OH boy
you could start a trend for multi story sheds, how cool would that be...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Oh man
This is the best idea EVER!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Shed rules state that it can't be more than 2.5 meters tall if within 2m of a boundry
so if you want a 2 story pick your plot well else the fucking nimby's will report it.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:14, Reply)
PJ this is Sporters you are talking to
He fucking owns the area, the nimbys cower in fear behind their chintz curtains when he strolls the streets,
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)
LIKE A BAWS

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)
*cowers*

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)
FUCK
The other idea was to get a 2nd shed for the kids stuff and paint it kiddie friendly
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

stuff + to keep the little shits out of the nice new house
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)
May well be an element of this

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I did that and everyone thinks I have a tiny pink shed instead of the 10'x12' behemoth that is mine.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Mine is only 6' x 4'
Its more of a tool shed
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)

shed box
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Pretty much, yes

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)
We dont all need to use our shed as an escape from the daily beatings our wives

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I'm getting my money back I tells you!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
At the soft play centre. Distinct lack of milfs so far.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)
woes

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)
That's cos all the hot women stopped going on Fridays.
I WONDER WHY BATTERED!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Cause and effect in perfect harmony

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
hahahahaha
you have redeemed yourself
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Thanks pet, that means alot
xxxx
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

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