I was going to start a new thread that 'alright' one was bit rubbish.
Actually, is starting a thread with 'alright' considered ironic here? It's not very good really.
I don't know how ironic Clarkson is actually being. I think he really is a prick.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:11, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Are you really a doctor? You seem a bit thick for a doctor?
AB, you work with doctors, are they usually this thick?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)

I can confirm that they usually are fucking stupid.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)

You were a receptionist at a surgery, right?

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

No.
I worked in a hospital, and now I work in a pharmacy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

If he's an orthopeadic surgeon he's actually quite bright.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Serious answer: most of them are a bit crap if asked about something outside their own specialist field.
Unless they're anaesthetists or the more high-functioning medical registrars in hospitals.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Yeah, but GPs are jacks of all trades, etc.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Or as we call them 'shitcunts who either give out antidepressants or send them to A&E'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Hard job, but someone has to do it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Just like YM.
PLAYED FOR AND GOT
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

'high-functioning medical registrars'
Is that a bit like a high-functioning Autist?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)

In some of them's case, yes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

The two Orthopaedic surgeons I've met were both huge guys with fingers like cow's teats
Did a pretty good job on my neck though
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

They're basically the rugger-bugger Tim-nice-but-dim types of medicine.
Jolly good blokes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

One described himself as 'a carpenter who can read Latin'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)

That's a delightfully rare example of self-awareness.
I do know a couple of urologists who describe themselves as 'plumbers who work with the grimmest set of pipes in the world'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Those orthopaedics should leave our kids alone!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Hanging is too good for them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Apologies for not reaching your high standards for online comments.
I think part of Jezza's persona is media orientated, but he is probably a bit of an annoying, opiniated cunt.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)