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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's past ten and Dozer is a prick. It's time for something more edgy.
What's your favourite kind of Ironic-It's-Just-Jokes-Like-On-Top-Gear Internet Prejudice?

alt: big fat cocks

altalt: breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:06, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I was going to start a new thread that 'alright' one was bit rubbish.
Actually, is starting a thread with 'alright' considered ironic here? It's not very good really.
I don't know how ironic Clarkson is actually being. I think he really is a prick.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Are you really a doctor? You seem a bit thick for a doctor?
AB, you work with doctors, are they usually this thick?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
I can confirm that they usually are fucking stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
You were a receptionist at a surgery, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
No.
I worked in a hospital, and now I work in a pharmacy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
If he's an orthopeadic surgeon he's actually quite bright.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Serious answer: most of them are a bit crap if asked about something outside their own specialist field.
Unless they're anaesthetists or the more high-functioning medical registrars in hospitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Yeah, but GPs are jacks of all trades, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Or as we call them 'shitcunts who either give out antidepressants or send them to A&E'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Hard job, but someone has to do it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Just like YM.
PLAYED FOR AND GOT
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)
'high-functioning medical registrars'
Is that a bit like a high-functioning Autist?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
In some of them's case, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
The two Orthopaedic surgeons I've met were both huge guys with fingers like cow's teats
Did a pretty good job on my neck though
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)
They're basically the rugger-bugger Tim-nice-but-dim types of medicine.
Jolly good blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)
One described himself as 'a carpenter who can read Latin'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)
That's a delightfully rare example of self-awareness.
I do know a couple of urologists who describe themselves as 'plumbers who work with the grimmest set of pipes in the world'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Those orthopaedics should leave our kids alone!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Hanging is too good for them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Apologies for not reaching your high standards for online comments.
I think part of Jezza's persona is media orientated, but he is probably a bit of an annoying, opiniated cunt.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
casual racism

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Dunno.
Nobody seems to have noticed this thread's here, yet. Or they're just ignoring you.

Altalt: I'm on a diet, you bitch :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)
A tit diet?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
I thought he was making fun of my big fat cock tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Ahh
I was just going to console you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
A tit diet wouldn't be bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Take two of these and call me in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
big fat cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Big fat hairy ones?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
nah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
I like the one where foreigners are all thieves and pikeys.

Alt: not this early in the day, thanks.

AltAlt: Nah, I've already got some, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Some?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)
and some.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Enough to make a spare pair for someone who needs them.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

someone everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Well, a couple.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)
the way that the blokes all give geordiejay a hard time about being gay
secretly most of them are a bit scared of homosexuality and dozer is incredibly turned on by it

alt: you wish

altalt: got too much. want some?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)
you have some very peculiar fantasies about me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)
The one involving the ironing board is a bit strange, yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)
it's not the weirdest one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)
That's no ironing board, that's his beach sandals.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)
I thought you'd been fairly open about being experimental in your youth on that front?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Oh man, if you'd been on his floor in halls you'd have seen some things that would open your eyes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)
He's some sort of ghost, as far as I'm concerned.
Never seen him, never met him, yet I all but sat next to him at uni. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
You wouldn't have seen him
Him and the rest of his floor were out boshing Yellow Bentines and Clarky Cat down at the union bar every fucken night man!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)
it was all Jessop Jessop Jessop Jessop

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)
haven't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)
no
sometimes we pretend we have, because tales about experimenting with other women get a certain type of feeble male frothing at the cockend, but we didn't really do it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
oh Jill, when are you ever going to get over me and my cruel rejection of your russet advances?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)
no man could ever fill your turd sweatshirt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)
you keep telling yourself that, sweetcheeks xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
no, really
nobody else would be dumb enough to buy it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
always with the attention seeking bullying, innit Jill?
If you want my attention, all you have to do is say 'alright'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
whatev's, tommyboyrebel

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
I'm a shocking prude, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I thought we gave him a hard time as a show of acceptance
You know, like how we pick on other for undeniable truths like Battered is a dwarf, I never get laid and have books thrown at me, stunned is a big footed alcoholic like how your ginger, like how your, fat, like how you suck hundreds of cocks a day, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Wait, Jason is a gay???

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)
whats a gay?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)
*unfriends*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Of course he isn't
Its just internet banter. You think I really never get laid and that swipe is really a Ranga? Stunned has tiny fucking feet in real life, he could wear my wife's high heals. (and probably does)
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)
frog and monty and battered will confirm that i am NOT A RANGA IRL
the bit about the cocks is true though
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)

NOT
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)
wait til you see the new colour
that'll shut you up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)
+ NOT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Yes you fucking are.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)
All joking aside, she definitely is.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)
+ NOT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)
+ BRUNETTE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
+ FAT

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)
They love it.
They want to know what man on man is like.

This aint bullying! I had a harder time at school, and the taunts were better.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)
there's definitely an element of denial with some of it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
I blame Swipe for the poor quality of bullying here.
If she wasn't so busy flirting with Rory he'd have bullied GJ off of here in a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)
i don't flirt with rory

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Oh come on. Like anyone takes anything he says to heart.
There's more chance of Frank doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)
You should have read QFTW in well in its well...whatever the opposite of glory days are.
People used to take him VERY seriously indeed over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Mental illness IS serious.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1009060
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
find the one where he talked about doing his teenage boyfriend
that was lol
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Oh God, that one.
Happy Mock Phantom Turtle still drags that one out if he's in a corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:12, Reply)
it was funny though
plus you know that secretly it's true. if ever there were an underage secret sneaky bummer, it's that caravan dwelling pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Oh wait, here's a better one
b3ta.com/questions/burninhell/post1676288
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)
haha
although the best bit is actually dozer's shameless rory bumming
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)
CRINGE

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
i guess everyone needs a hero

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I like emvee advising Legless to use the ignore function instead of getting upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
It's a massive feast of self-awareness failure, that thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Round here all the pikeys really do steal and cause trouble and are banned from all the pubs
and I assume that's the same everywhere. So its not really prejudice.

Alt: Royal Mail

AltAlt: I'm an arse man myself
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

man myself
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)
1-10
so predicable I almost did it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Funny, that's what your wife said about your sex life.

Without the 'almost'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)
That's better.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)
It wasn't cuntishly predictable.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)
I don't like anything on the internet.
I think it's all shit and should just stop and have a good hard look in the mirror and figure out where it all went wrong.

LATE-BREAKING POOS-FLASH!......I dun a poo. It required a number of courtesy flushes along the way due to heinous stench. There may be a second wave brewing, I'll keep you all updated.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)
I DUN A POO TOO
However, the chap in the next trap appeared to have birthed some kind of cheese-shit. It fucking stunk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)
I'd rather you just died.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)
I will. You have my word.

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)
What's wrong with you all today?
Dunno.

Alt. Aye go on then.

AltAlt. No.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)
STINKY POOS

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Look, I don't mean to tell tales here mate
But Rach is putting it about that you're one of them gays.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Also, strikethough 'that you're one of them gays'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)
+ the bins

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)
She's like the aviary at London Zoo

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)
RED CARD

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
you're not that funny

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
What do you gays actually DO?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2180060
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Visit antique shops and eat quiche.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)
oh man, i could go for a bit of quiche right now
higgedy do a lovely strong cheddar and roasted balsamic onion one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)

h ki
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Applause.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)
You like chedder and onion do you?
Finally an explanation for why you sucked off ch*mpy!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:11, Reply)
there is only one explanation for that
vodka
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Listen to Kylie and take class A drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
spinnin' around

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)
They spunk up their bums and suck it out with a straw.
...



So I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
What on earth for? A bet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)
an appetiser

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Poop soup

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Koala lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Deviants, innit.
Going to hell and that. Just ask that nice American vicar chap, he'll tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Racist ones are the best.
And the sexist ones.

Calling people gay for being weedy is fun, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Bender.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Bum boy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Oh FFS now the tracking number is only bringing up sorry no data available
Fucking Special Delivery before 9am royal mail cunts, good job I didn't go to work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Alright.
I ordered loads of stuff this week and it's all turned up promptly. Quicker than expected in 30% of cases.

I just thought you might be comforted to know that the rest of the world is operating efficiently and that yours is an isolated incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I miss having decent deliveries, now I'm out of the city.
White van drivers are pretty bad too. For some reason their GPS puts them about a mile away.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I just phoned the cunts up
They said I'll have it tomorrow. Utter cunts. I paid extra because I needed it today, I may as well have had the cheapest 48 hour delivery. Pissed right off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Ask for the extra back.
In fact, demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I'll get it all back. Its guaranteed delivery. It doesn't get the wife her dress for the party tonight though does it now.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Or, more importantly, you Clintoning the new dress after the party.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Husband without a birthday present for his wife on her birthday won't be clintoning for a looooong time.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Back to wanking into her knicker drawer :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Third time today

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Hahahahaah
Someone will have a hardbacked book forehead motif for the party ^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I told you before
she always goes for the back of the head so the bruises don't show.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Yeah but its a special occasion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)
spose

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Cool your jets there, Peej, isolated incident.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
No it isn't she has a birthday every year.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Oh well, then. Don't matter, do it.
She can wait for the next one. Fixed!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:12, Reply)
See, I knew someone would make me feel better!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
When is her birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Last August.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Today

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Make her a nice card
with glitter stuck on with spunk... women love that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Why bother with the glitter

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Ah you are a stuck on pube man
I like your thinking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Exactly. I never wanted to be in his fucking gang anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
\0/

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
From facebook.
www.returnofkings.com/26763/girls-with-short-hair-are-damaged
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Dude who prefers long hair rationalises it as everybody else's fault that he's a massive prick
plus anecdotal "evidence"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Summed up nicely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
+ judgemental

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)
He isnt wrong though is he
Think of the times you have had crazy bird sex... Now did that lady have long or short hair...

Makes you think
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)
i've had long hair and short hair
and medium hair
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

had long hair and short hair
and medium hair most of London by the bins.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)
And looked like your own granny

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
And when you were fucking blokes that would shit in your bed...
what length was your hair?

*hopes point gets proven*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
about collar bone length

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
so short then
yippee skippeee doo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
i don't think that's short
I think it's definitely medium. it's long enough to tie back or plait at that length...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I don't remember the hair but she had an impressive wingspan.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Angry Albatross

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Hot girls are hot regardless of haircut.
Ugly girls doubly so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)
^tggi

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Yeah, he does.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)
altalt: i like em

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)

alt
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Its simple and nicely played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)

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