you have some very peculiar fantasies about me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The one involving the ironing board is a bit strange, yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

it's not the weirdest one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

That's no ironing board, that's his beach sandals.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I thought you'd been fairly open about being experimental in your youth on that front?

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Oh man, if you'd been on his floor in halls you'd have seen some things that would open your eyes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

He's some sort of ghost, as far as I'm concerned.
Never seen him, never met him, yet I all but sat next to him at uni. Weird.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)

You wouldn't have seen him
Him and the rest of his floor were out boshing Yellow Bentines and Clarky Cat down at the union bar every fucken night man!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

it was all Jessop Jessop Jessop Jessop

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

haven't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

no
sometimes we pretend we have, because tales about experimenting with other women get a certain type of feeble male frothing at the cockend, but we didn't really do it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

oh Jill, when are you ever going to get over me and my cruel rejection of your russet advances?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

no man could ever fill your turd sweatshirt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

you keep telling yourself that, sweetcheeks xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)

no, really
nobody else would be dumb enough to buy it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

always with the attention seeking bullying, innit Jill?
If you want my attention, all you have to do is say 'alright'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

whatev's, tommyboyrebel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

I'm a shocking prude, soz

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)