i have said this one before
I saw a child (possibly 4 or 5) running full tilt under a section of those U shaped crowd barriers,
What he hadn't noticed was the ground rose slightly so in order to keep them uniform the gap between the floor and the top of the U was getting smaller, he ran full tilt into the bar and pivoted around the point of impact, his forehead, and crashed to the floor.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:11, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I actually lolled.
Well done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I also lolled watching it happen

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)

haha!
I remember my arch nemesis at school doing something similar at our tennis courts. They had the green mesh fences around them and had a hole in one side but the supporting wire was still there.

He ran through the hole full belt and caught the wire at neck height, pivoting him up to horizontal then depositing him onto his back from 5' high, choking to death

I lolled
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:20, Reply)

I wish I could have an arch nemesis again
it was great at school
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Pick someone online instead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)

i suggest that yurt smoking pot dwelling midlander

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I like to think of it still as Warwickshire

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

i just don't like to think of it at all

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

But enough of froggy's genitals
What about Cov?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Bit mean. You can barely see them, they aren't sizeable enough to be offensive.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Soz mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)