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Afternoon all
As a reward for helping out my Polish neighbour I was paid for my effort with a case of Polish larger, when I went to collect it his girlfriend was poledancing* in the front room
*no pun intended
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:22,
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They just call it dancing there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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I'm in the mood for ZZZzzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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I don't feel like zzzzzzz
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:00,
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Afternoon.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:24,
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Wotcha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:25,
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was she fit though
and did you ask "how much for a go"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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Very fit
I didn't think it would go down well if I tied to stuff a handful of change down her leggings
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:28,
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You should have just cracked open one of the beers and sat down and watched
As long as you offered him one as well all would be fine.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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I have just opened my first beer from the case, it's quite nice
I am also shopping online, this may not end up well
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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Come on Harters, you're not going to climb back to the top of the ladder by getting drunk by yourself on a Friday afternoon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:46,
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downward spiral innit
starts off with this, ends up under a bridge sucking cock for smack
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:47,
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Wait.......... you can get paid for doing that?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56,
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It was B-day ysterday TuiB
Got the day off, so far I have had a day of shopping I feel I deserve a beer just for venturing outside.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:50,
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I understand.
No one wants to hire a washed up 45 year old, with outdated contacts and working methods.
You may as well have another can.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:52,
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Oh, I mean, happy birthday mate!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:52,
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Fanks, that means alot coming from you
But I ent 45
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:55,
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Ah 46 now innit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56,
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:( I was born in the 70's
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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+ just
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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