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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Crikey
Just nipped out for some cigarettes, 2 minutes after I get back it's a bleeding hurricane out there.

How's the weather in your neck of the woods.

My parcel still hasn't arrived, Royal Mail fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:40, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Wazzing it down here too but no wind.
My parcels were returned to depot as I was out.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Wet and windy.
And Blackpool v Doncaster has ruined my accumulator.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Blackpool ruins everything

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:02, Reply)
The Doris is unhappy with Oldham.
Them coming back to win 5-4 ruined her bet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:12, Reply)
What's the best way to oldham?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Stale bacon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:30, Reply)
Some 'oldham this road and some 'oldham that.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Was fine went I went into the supermarket and apocalyptic when I came out
In other news waitrose don't stock galangal which is EXTREMELY annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:02, Reply)
ha ha you came out! that sounds like you're a gay so it's funny

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:15, Reply)
He is a grade A woofter and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:21, Reply)
He really is a massive bender isn't he? I can't stand him.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:26, Reply)
Don't forget he's also a spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Hey, we should start calling him a 'bent spastic' shouldn't we!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)
That would be dead funny.
Or MegaLOLZ in Nakers world.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:34, Reply)
You 'll make Battyboy jealous

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:34, Reply)

I hate you }: (
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)
No you don't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:44, Reply)
What kind of a backwards place have you moved to?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:23, Reply)
I'm beginning to wonder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Horizontal rain.
Reminds me of living in the Outer Hebrides.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Reminds me of the Mekong delta.
Never been mind.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
We lived in the Hebrides for two years.
There's a reason there are no trees on those islands.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Tree aids?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:44, Reply)
I was in your old neck of the woods when the apocalypse hit
There was some hail. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:22, Reply)
You were in a small child?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Is it too early to start Saturday night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I have just had a beer if that helps your decision making

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:49, Reply)
No, absolutely not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Surely staurday night starts when bullseye starts?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Your "love making" is less than romantic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Why thank you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Please do this next time you're 'in town'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)
I am now having another beer
Black sheep ale since you didn't ask
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)
What kind of beer?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 17:58, Reply)
^ nosy cunt ^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:17, Reply)
^shit gp^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:34, Reply)
You have a drink problem.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Nope I'm pretty good at it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Evening OT.
'Ow is it?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:16, Reply)
You're alive!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:23, Reply)
He's not showing many life affirming signs
Don't raise your hopes too much.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:28, Reply)
I raised my hopes up your mum last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:33, Reply)
I hope you told her it was a special gift
She's 70 next weekend and I don't know what to buy her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:35, Reply)
Some antibiotics wouldn't go amiss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:38, Reply)
And a trip to the STD clinic after your visit
She likes a nice day out
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:39, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Need a referral?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)
No, I'll just take her there and explain that Naked Ape has tampered with her
They'll understand
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:42, Reply)
This is the weather we deserve for allowing these so-called gaylords to get married
Soon the seas shall part and that'll create an awful pile-up for ocean-going commerce which is probably also wrong in the eyes of the lord.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:27, Reply)
It isn't just the gays who are to blame.
Nakers has been stealing films from the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:31, Reply)
It's no wonder that this country is going to the damnation bow-wows
I always suspected he was an immigrant - his posts have slanty eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:33, Reply)
And music, LOADS of music

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:34, Reply)
LOADS OF SHIT MUSIC

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:36, Reply)
SUM 41 ARE ORSUM!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:37, Reply)
LINKIN PARK IZ DA BEZT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:38, Reply)
And those nice Nickleback chaps?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)
RAWK!
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Maybe you could download some Van Halen too

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:46, Reply)
I don't like any music from before 1997

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:50, Reply)
Apart from oasis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Lets think - 1997 - 2014 = 17
Ha! I don't like any GIRLS before 1997. I think that's a good defence.

(By numerous celebrities)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:54, Reply)
B3th has been busy today
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Disabled-man-face-slashed-robbed-wheelchair/story-20500609-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:29, Reply)
"Harold Wilson did away with capital punishment. It's all been going down hill ever since"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Downhill faster in a wheelchair.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:43, Reply)
why is it the the flids want to be treated as equal but when there's a crime against them it's 'worse' cos he be rollin'?
#controversial #yolo
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:44, Reply)
'We want to be treated equally, but we want better parking spaces, seats at the front for major sporting occasions and extra money from the government'
Unbelievable
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:49, Reply)
I'm glad they have things wrong with them. It tempers their sheer arrogance.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:53, Reply)
To be fair, it's only the rozzers who are calling it "worse"
I'd imagine that the disease-ridden Chorlton was no stranger to violent crime until he had his knees blown out by the Somerset massive.

Just conjecture, y'understand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:50, Reply)
That bastard and his gang 'the wheelies' have a lot to answer for

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Was his name Jayce?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Blatant racism for one thing
Fenella was Welsh born and proud.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:56, Reply)
If you ask Glenn Hoddle they've already lived once

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 18:51, Reply)

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