I'd say that he doesn't fully understand the magic glowing internet box,
except he's got form for trawling for internet babez
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:44, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

trufax

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

For an old git, he's particularly tech savvy.
Comes from being an engineer, I suppose. He used to write programs for the old BBC back in the 80s, and these days he designs Excel spreadsheets to do wonderful exciting things.

It keeps him happy, and off the streets.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I may need his help then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

What do you need?
Something shed-based? A program to keep track of your grot catalogue?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Just a finance spreadsheet.
Got an annoying "bit" where I want it to work out moneys remaining depending on the day and when we get paid, etc.

Damn SUMIFS! *shakes fist ineffectually*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Send us a gaz
and I'll ask him.


If only Chompy were still here, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I am happy with the price we paid.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Plus he managed to pick up a bird half his age.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Not a hot one, though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

*grooms*
I'd say otherwise

*rubs crotch*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Well, I don't know what you look like, so I can't comment
But it is all relative, isn't it?
You're probably hotter than what is available in his age group.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Maaaaaaaybe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:00, Reply)

You would.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

That is in NO way an objective measurement.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Livin' the dream

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Arthritis Cream

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)