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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Swipe is one of the few remaining in her gang who is unmarried and has no kidsIt can get awful lonely on that shelf.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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hahahayou keep telling yourself that, as you struggle to get 5 minutes to yourself and your kids hate you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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It would be easier if they did hate me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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oh, they willbut they'll still expect you to pay for everything, and to drive them everywhere
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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You have an odd relationship with your father.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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Every teenager at one point or anothereither hates their parents, or is ashamed of them.
It's the law.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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no, i'm just talking about your kidsthey hate you as much as everyone else. HTH.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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This is happily avoided by having gay mates.I'll take swipe dancing and bitching.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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i'm an epically shit dancerI get far too paranoid about bouncing boobs and just slink miserably around.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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No need for paranoia after a few sambuccas!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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I need some more gay mates.At the moment I only have one, and she's a girl.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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