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I have a kilo of beef cheeks, what do you have?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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Fuck all at the momentI need some lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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I normally stick to sandwiches, cakes and pastries for tea(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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I've just finished a pot of porridge.It's been an exciting morning.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:08,
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You could buy it a drink first(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:08,
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hello sweet cheeksnothing. my calorie light(ish) evening out of sushi and vodka has degenerated into my friend announcing she's up the stick and craving American diner fodder. so no lunch to make room for the inevitable fries and non-alcoholic shake. gaaaaaaaaah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:11,
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Sushi ain't that fatening is it?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:14,
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sushi would have been greatbut pregnant chicks can't have it, hence the relocation and ruination of my plans.
although I do kid myself with veggie sushi: blatantly it's just a bowl of rice...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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Surely pregnant chicks can eat vegetarian sushi?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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if she can't drink either, she might as well get the pleasure of choosing the restaurantI'll do sushi with someone else. wah wah wah!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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Make her drink a bottle of ginthen push her down some stairs, should end the possibility of future baby talk
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she's got one alreadyso it's a bit late for that. on the plus side, she's not interested in talking about them any more!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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In that case ask if she has put on weight... then make truck reversing noises any time she moves.
It will make her think twice about doing it a 3rd time
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Why should you suffer for her selfish choices.?Go have sushi with non pregnant friends, get mortal and tag her in the pics on facebook.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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Swipe is one of the few remaining in her gang who is unmarried and has no kidsIt can get awful lonely on that shelf.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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hahahayou keep telling yourself that, as you struggle to get 5 minutes to yourself and your kids hate you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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It would be easier if they did hate me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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oh, they willbut they'll still expect you to pay for everything, and to drive them everywhere
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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You have an odd relationship with your father.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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Every teenager at one point or anothereither hates their parents, or is ashamed of them.
It's the law.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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no, i'm just talking about your kidsthey hate you as much as everyone else. HTH.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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This is happily avoided by having gay mates.I'll take swipe dancing and bitching.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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i'm an epically shit dancerI get far too paranoid about bouncing boobs and just slink miserably around.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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No need for paranoia after a few sambuccas!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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I need some more gay mates.At the moment I only have one, and she's a girl.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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Why should you suffer for her...... wait for it ..... hold on........ wait for it..... SHELL-FISH choices.... bwahhaahhahahahaI kill me, try the veal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:50,
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I'm a _big_ fag on sushi #justsayin(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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You may want to reconsider that statement.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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Good sushi = good times, #fact.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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Sushi ain't gay !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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Swipe... Free...I am sure she will charge you the same as everyone else
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20 feb?yep, looks good baby. I have a meeting that should finish by 6, so after about 6.30...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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it's my stupid phoneI think I've sent stuff and I haven't... grrrr.
i'll get on from my laptop tonight and confirm! can I bring the bloke, if he wants to come?? he's awol on here today, but I haven't killed him yet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:21,
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Woohoo!Get drunk anyway - it will only be baby chat from here on in.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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I've never had them but I hear they're great, ditto for Cod Cheeks.I boiled some extra potatos last night so tonight I can do some spanish omlette thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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I had it in a pub a while agoif you cook them properly they're delicious, really rich and tender, but they need to be slow cooked or they would be tough as hell I would think.
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Beef rendang was the plan, but I've not got any galangal : ((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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It turns out that Winchester is like a third world country or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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I heard Winchester's full of charity singles.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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Surely you're thinking of Dunblane?/topical lols
EDIT: Rothbury, Raoul Moat, write your own witticism.
Pricks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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I'm well impressed with my local morrisons, they've got this huge counter with all kinds of asian weird veg/spice/herbs/whatever, that has this really cool thing that puts a fog over them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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Yeah mine put one of those in a few months agoI suspect it won't last
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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Not sure what you mean bit it not lasting, but it's quite cool anyway.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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I mean I can't see the average customer in my local store making much use of what is now available.I imagine most of it gets salvaged from the bins by freelance web designers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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Ahhh, I gotcha, I reckon my one'll do quite well, lots of forrins(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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Not only that, it is also a joker and a midnight tokerBut it sure don't want to hurt no one
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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A positive outlook and a go-get-em attitude.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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Better things to do than twat about in here.LOL JK.
Morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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Or even afternoon.I'm finding it very hard to get going today.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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A duck curry in the slow cooker.Duck's fucking expensive! I paid nearly £15 for 4 tits.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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You could have had swipe's two for a fiver.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:21,
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Yeah you dont want to get priced out of the market...£2.50 and that includes a 3 second squeeze
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I'd make a fucking fortune if I could get that!(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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For similar cash, you could have gotten two whole ducks, cut the breasts out yourself and also have two pares of legs !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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I bought boned chicken breasts the other week as they were a bit cheaper and you got an extra one.It was a bit faffy. I'd sooner pay for them prepared.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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I need some new knivesMy kitchen ones are a bit shit now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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Taylor's Eyewitness are good.I mean, if you want high street prices. If you want to go all posh you could always get Sabatier.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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I'll wait until we get our extension then I have an excuse for SHARP THINGS(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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I was really disappointed with the set of Sabatiers that I gotThey don't hold an edge very well
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That was probably it. Or maybe just a sharpener.That, and I've never filleted anything in my life.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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If you're not looking to spend a lot, i've had some Taylor's Eyewitness Colorware ones for about a year and they're great.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:38,
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Yeah', that would be a bit of a faff, the savings ain't worth it on them, but you get the skin which is the best bit unless your stirfrying.I recently discovered boanless chicken thighs, they're a right bargin.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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I now have some Sainsburys hot and spicy chicken and riceAmazingly, it is rather nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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The sainers hot food is OK. And for £3.40 or whatever, you can't go wrong. (, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Not in central London it's not.By the time you've chosen it and got to the checkout it's cold and awful.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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no youn are(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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I wandered lonely as a cow
That farts on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw my lunch,
A host, of golden rice and ting;
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in wanking mood,
They flash upon that Japanese eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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One of the most attractive women on my flooralways has lunch alone. Sits in the lunch bit with nobody ever approaching her or talking to her. Seems a bit odd.
She must really stink.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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Go over and give her a bit of the old Gallic charm. And have a sniff.
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"alright, love?"How come you're always nobby nomates? Do you smell or sumfink?"
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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Or maybeshe doesn't like the rest of you witless cretins and would rather spend time alone
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no no nosomeone's attractive, therefore they must be worth talking to, regardless of what their personality is like. that's how society works, right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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She's right, though.Why would you want to look at, much less talk to, a minger?
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Kroney, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:20,
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anyone who cares/talks more about the outside than the inside is a moronsadly this is a LOT of people.
and the DM.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:20,
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