I feel like shit
But I haven't taken a day of sick in a year now and want to keep it that way.
Alt. All beers should come in 750ml bottles like Leffe does.
AltAlt. Not down here its not.
( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:47, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sick days are for wimps and skivers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Sick days are what gets me out of bed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Days off sick are for pussies and queers
Alt: Too many places only sell little bent nancy boys bottles of beer. This is wrong
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I agree with you on the beer size
however the correct measure is "pint and a half"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I like schooners, better for sessions innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)

Schooners?
Where do you buy these schooners? Australia?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Canadian Schooners=Yes
Australian Schooners=Queers size drink.
( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)

They are good for stronger craft beers, yes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)

You dumb bastard. it's not a schooner it's a sailboat.

( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)

You don't see those 'magic eye' things about much anymore do you?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)

I could never get them to work
I must be an undercover eye wrong
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Girl^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)

During one of the football competitions they had pint and a half glasses in the pub in some weird 'game of three halves' promotion
Those size glasses should be standard
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 8:59, Reply)

I have some at home
think they came from Ikea, look a bit like a straight vase, hold a 660ml bottle of Peroni with an inch or so to spare.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:02, Reply)

You drink out of a vase.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:03, Reply)

I gave YM an inch or so last night
... Oh hang on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)