because novelty
I love novelty things, i'm so dumb about them. i'm a marketer's dream. I hate kitkats. oooooh but look, one with PEANUT BUTTER in it, maybe it'll be good this time.........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:51, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Like froggys novelty penis
its like a real one but much smaller

Ahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

it's nothing like a real one
it's made of titanium and dipped in white chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

NO MY PENIS CHAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Thats not chocolate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I used to be like that over vinyl releases.
Ooh coloured vinyl! Ooh two issues of the same single, but with different b-sides!
I was a prick.

was am
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

i do it with all sorts of household items too
frog was so (rightly) ashamed of me seeking out pink screwdrivers in homebase
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

You've only been going out, like, three weeks and already you're going to Homebase together?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

it's been bloody months, mate
months and months.

it was going on very nicely in secret until kroney flapped his gums everywhere.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Serves you right for falling out with Kroney.
Why was that again?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

I think he said it was because she's a beakering twat who smells of wee

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

^Nail ^ Head

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

excuse me
it's JO MALONE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)

You smell like Macauley Culkin?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)

no
but I will smash a tin of paint between your eyes as soon as look at you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

nothing i'd put on here
rory's tumescent enough over bashing noel as it is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Shall I share with the rest of the class then?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

nah
fuck off back to mumsnet... oh wait.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

I'm quite bored so I might...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)

there is also a netmums
why don't you try your pulling techniques on there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Could you get mumsnet on false advertising
they claim to be a parents site but it seems almost exclusively aimed at double bums
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)

No, no you couldn't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

I know I couldnt but I wondered if someone cleverer could

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Kitkats are a shit chocolate but great buiscit; see also Penguins

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)