ooh pretty chevron up there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:16, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Until PJ ruined it
just like the knees of your jeans behind those bins
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Not just her knees either
I grabbed her by the back of the head and facefucked her till she passed out. I left her lying in a puddle of puke, tears and semen with her eye makeup streaming down her face.
( Peej, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)

How much Viagra did you have to take? Must be like trying to raise the titanic looking at that mess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)

She tried to fight him off with a book. This just made him harder....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)

only part of this is true
BUT WHICH PART?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)

You were sitting rather than lying when he left?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:45, Reply)

And they were tears of joy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Quiz all over your face

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Quiz on your face/chin

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)

you've got monty's quiz etc etc
I cannot believe he has the joey deacon autobiography. this made me and frog laugh all the way home.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)

His brother got it as a birthday present.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:33, Reply)

fucking genius

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)

I am seeing Boyce tomorrow evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2195613
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)