Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No.I'm not in telesales.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:44,
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11 years ago)
I am an extremely important cog in the wheels of this company!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:12,
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Course he isYou don't want someone with poor telephone manner being the first impression people get of your company.
I would imagine a nice, friendly-sounding gay, with a Geordie accent puts a lot of people at ease.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:17,
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hello, have you heard about how the government have told the banks they have to pay you back your PPI?(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
You sound like a nice young man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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Yes I have! I have been paying PPI that........I didn't want, need or ask for!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:21,
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yeah, where all the cogs are linked to an automated dialing system and you read from a script hoping to rip off bewildered old women(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:15,
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Whenever i get called by Jason's company about PPII tell them which of their statements are flat out lies and that I work in Compliance for a large wealth management firm and know more about the subject than they do.
It's well lol.
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YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU POST ON B3TA OK????(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:26,
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because only an utter spastic would need to use a third party claims firm, or indeed work for one(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
It's your ways that I find.........funny
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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My dear FMD-S I find myself in the uncomfortable position of agreeing totally and unequivocally with your post.
I shall, of course, be consulting "the internet" as to whether deletion of my account and subsequent suicide would be appropriate.
Yours as ever
L.
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Dearest LAs always, a kind and thoughtful epistle, so gratefully received.
I do so beam with pleasure at our mutual acquiescence toward the very subject of the spasticity of TPC firms abd how they prey on the stupid, both as clients and as employees.
I hope that such an agreement may lead in time to the first fires of friendship.
Yours as always,
FMD-S (Ret.)
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My dear FMD-S (R)I do hope you are not attempting to groom me
Yours
L
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Dearest LNot even our beloved mutual friend J would groom you.
With eternal felicitations,
FMD-S (Ret.)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Click!So eloquent.
Actually, solicitors use firms like ourselves to drum up business for them. Not that I need to explain myself.
Of course, should the market change, I will gladly find other work.
Your concern is duly noted.
Please find attached a diagram instructing how to deal with your opinion.
loltrap.com/pictures/b02f0c434ba1da7396aca257d0eb1e2f.jpg
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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learn to post pics you thick benderAlso, learn about how to use reflexive pronouns you thick call centre bender.
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Oooh. Right where it hurts!My grammar and job!!
This is gonna be a big bloobloo and no mistake!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:01,
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