What do you keep by your bedside?
www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:01, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I keep print outs of wacky stories off the internet from three to four months ago.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)

YM's severed head.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Mumsnet is basically the Crohns disease of the internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Mumsnet is a useful tool.
Many of my patients have already self-diagnosed from the forums. I'm lucky they can come into surgery, tell me their condition and then list the treatment/drugs/specialist referral they require without me even FUCKING TALKING TO THEM OR FUCKING EXAMINING THEM.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

They should at least let you finger them first, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

They can finger me if they'd prefer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)

I think we did this A few months ago.
Also. Mumsnet is proper shit. I've got old friends on Facebook who are now mum's who do all that hanging rocks around the kids neck to cure the pain of teething, and do baby yoga and shit. One of them once got drugs for the baby from some website run by a woman who lives in a commune and makes "natural baby remedies" shit is whack.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Toothache canbe cured by dancing widdershins thrice, a used mooncup. Every idiot knows that

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)

What do you keep by....
...your bedside?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I don't knoe this game. :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Oh don't you?
......I see
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)

italics are for wankers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Get fucked 'mong tiger' or should I say.......
....Frank

Or perhaps.....
...John
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

^confused^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

reading all her posts in the voice of horatio caine

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Not Michael?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)

What's up Doc?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)

keep posting random names froggo, youll hit the right one eventually

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)

Mary?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:20, Reply)

dammit

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Doctor's in the house.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:48, Reply)

alright pookie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Your mother

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)

alright broa

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)

dsword

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)

alright f

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)

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( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)

etc

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)

yer
Just got the vinyl reissue of Music Has the Right to Children.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)

Whats that then?
I'm hopelessly old and out of touch
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:07, Reply)

Boards of Canada

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Whats that then?
I'm hopelessly old and out of touch
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Scottish duo on Warp
Dreamy, Sun bleached pastoral electronics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)

I should probly give it a go, heard the name but never looked into it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)

yer
Start with An Eagle in Your Mind.

The Campfire Headphase wasn't very good though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Do they have strings? I'm looking for decent tracks with strings at the moment

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)

K listening to an eagle in your mind as I type this
when does it get interesting?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)

that's it.
Or try Sixtyten
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Is this intelligent dance music? I don't do intelligent, I do double dropping puking behind the speaker bins dance music

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)

it's not dance music though, is it?
It's prolly best at 7am when you're vegetated after raving.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)

See, 7am after I've been out is when I like it hardest

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)

err music I mean

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)

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(Lou Carpenter, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 0:09, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 2:01, Reply)