I could, but i have an education. I'd be wasting that.
Plus I'd have to regularly rub shoulders with the sort of people that don't even have the necessary drive to learn a proper trade. They're really only one step up from dole-scum and get given a similarly ridiculous sum of money to continue their meaningless, empty lives.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Don't forget 46 days holiday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Fucking Morlock cunts have it made, mate.

( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)

46 days holiday?
Bloody hell - no wonder so many times we have delays due to staff shortages - they've probably completely forgotten they've actually got a job.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)

There is literally no downside to driverless tube trains.
The reason the drivers are scared is because they'll have to get real jobs where they'll actually have to work for a living and get paid what their skills are worth.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)

And if they're lucky enough to have someone jump in front of them they get a year off on full pay!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)

As I become increasingly misanthropic, I'm starting to seriously consider a career with TfL.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)

2 jumpers and it's automatic retirement on full pay.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Sign me up for Cashmere!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I do love cashmere. Can't wear lambswool or anything like that, has to be cashmere.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I prefer big, thick lambswool jumpers.
Cashmere just doesn't seem to keep me as warm.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

* something about your dodgy cardigan *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Warmest item of clothing I have ever owned.
Even if it is, perhaps, not an especially socially acceptable one. I fucking love it, anyway.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I prefer using the tanned hides of working class children.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:36, Reply)

no no no
poor preciouses need mollycoddling and MOAR job security than anyone else gets
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)