I started up that 5:2 diet again
first fasting day today, somebody brought in croissants for everyone AND there's birthday chocolates in the office. Woe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:02, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

4:3?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Or does that still hurt?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)

How good does 'scrawny' feel?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Pretty good actually.
If they're really scrawny then they're not strong enough to fight me off.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Rape *is* funny!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)

DungeonLOLs

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)

I'll let you find out one day...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Cor!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Here's a good diet tip:
1. Eat sensible portions of healthy foods like vegetables and fruits.
2. Exercise regularly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

3. Talk about being on a diet lots

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

The world don't move to the beat of just one drum vag
just ask jasum
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

One Drum Vag
sounds like a movie.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Yeah tried that
turns out I'm shit at both.

I can manage controlling my food intake for 1 day which is all I need for this, plus I've done it before and lost weight.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Alternatively, take a lot of amphetamine.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:11, Reply)

Sewing your mouth shut
Breaking own legs to avoid shops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)

^ Actual medical advice.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Just shit in your butter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)