I've got a weekend of buying and spreading pea gravel and dismantling a sofa ahead of me
What fun have you got to look forward to this weekend?

Alt: Nuns in popular culture. Is there anything that tops seminal 90s comedy 'Nuns On The Run'? I think not.

Altalt: Post a b3ta search link that highlights meme offenders, like:

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=%22if+indeed+that%22
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:02, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to make a start on the garden/jungle.
Going mental with a handsaw tomorrow afternoon.
Unless it's pissing down. Which is likely.
Lazy weekend with the other half. With smatterings of shopping.

Alt. Jessica Lange in American Horror Story Asylum, singing The Name Game

AltAlt. No, but I will post this.
Vote now. Vote hard. Get that fringe to the face of JD Sports
metro.co.uk/2014/02/07/the-potential-new-face-of-jd-sports-may-not-be-quite-what-they-had-in-mind-4294491/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I did enjoy that scene in Asylum
This new series is a bit meh, though. It has it's moments but it's a bit too generic and not freaky enough so far.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)

So far? It's finished.
Next one is meant to be either a horror circus or a period drama.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I've got them all on tivo so I'm playing catchup
I've still got the last series of Fringe on there that we haven't got around to watching yet
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I've just started on that thanks to netflix.
Bates Motel is alright too but that'son the American one.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)

I've seen the first series of Bates Motel and it was surprisingly good
They got a good young Norman and a pretty smokin Mrs Bates (pre-skeleton-in-a-rocking-chair)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

yeah she was really familiar but I've only seen her in one thing according to her Wiki page

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:23, Reply)

It's her sister in American Horror Story
(the death by sex and zombie boyfriend witch)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:25, Reply)

That's the one

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Altalt: b3ta.com/search/posts/94007?q=jason+%2B+upset
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)

I don't think that worked Frogger

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I'm highlighting my overuse of the 'JASON IS UPSET' meme

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=i+dunno+lol
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Ah, fixed it
b3ta.com/search/posts/94007?q=jason+%2B+upset
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)

I forgot to change the 'me' bit LOLOLOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)

LOLZ

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

alright
Sanding, painting, cooking, DJing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

alright

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

BOAT
lol
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Dearest BC
Lol

Yours,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Might have a go at seeing how many smarties I can fit under my foreskin.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I bet you're a right laugh down the synagogue

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

a tuib of smarties?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)

V. good
It hasn't taken off as a meme yet: b3ta.com/search/answers?q=smarties+foreskin
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)

altalt:
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=dozer%2Bcunt
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

altalt
'Lokesy you very dull man'/search

Or sutin
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:25, Reply)

oh dear
The point is it's incorrect, as the correct meme refers to Al.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)

yes, I am aware of that, thanks
Nobody has done a 'ham hands' search yet though, have they?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)

no, but it's not incorrect, which was the OP point.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)

hey, stop cyber bullying me, okay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)

IRONY CHK PLS...oh.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)

stop cyber bullying me please, I'm nearly suicidal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Oh Roary..... =(
metro.co.uk/2014/02/05/woman-becomes-first-person-to-be-jailed-for-trolling-herself-4292090/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I'm moving in with my mum next week as i'm having my bathroom done up and I need to do poo and wee and shower sometimes... so this weekend i'm preparing for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)

So is she!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

We've had a firm handshake on a predetermind "Grit our teeth" Policy.
I get my hour of hollyoaks and the conservatory table to set up my office; and on her part I can't complain about Midsummer Murders, I have to leave my dressing-gown at home, and she gets all the iPad support she needs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)

There's a hit sitcom in there somewhere

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

"Oy Vay, my bubbalah, the schlock", "MAAA ! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LATER" and "It's just an email, just ignore my phone, I don't know who it was, i'll look later, its not important, probably a facebook thing"... bought to you by the yids next door.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Alt: The bird in NotR made my winky feel funny, but then I was 14 at the time so most things did.
There's a pretty sexy nun moment in this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxnJ6WAOiE
(NSFW - naughty cartoon)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Ooh, it's that blonde bird isn't it
Yeah, totally with you on that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)

She's best left in 1990 though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I'm sure she is
Blimey...24 years....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I mean, don't get me wrong, I still would
I just probably wouldn't enjoy it so much as I would've done.
Probably.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Peel some onions before you start
Hopefully your eyes will so full of tears that you won't be able to focus too well.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

WTF?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Was it Camille Codouri in that?
If so, she specialized in shitty late 80s/early 90s British comedies, what with King Ralph as well.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=dozer+prick
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Dunno
Mrs Hats beloved Nan (aged 96) has gone into hospital, and it doesn't look good :( Might have that to deal with.

Alt: Smack The Pony once did an amusing Nun sketch. 'Nuns are lovely, but what are they for?' or something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)

What are you thinking? Pillow?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Oh Tangs

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I just hate it when they linger on and on
Best just to get it over with
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

She's been in and out of hospital for years
And we go through this whole "ok, this is it" thing every time. And to be honest, she's had enough of it too. It'll just be terribly sad when it finally happens. Also, it'll be my kids' first experience of losing someone close. Fun times ahead!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Could you not get them a pet and then kill that?
Y'know, to get them used to the idea of death?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Hey, that's a good idea
I really hate dogs. Maybe I could kill a dog.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

"OK, kids, gather around. You need to be prepared for this in future as great granny's not getting any younger. Pass me the hammer"

( Kroney, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Aww. What you taught them about so far? Heaven is an easy way out.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I think my youngest will go down the heaven route
but the other one is wise to it. That being said, he's got quite a good mind on him, so maybe he'll figure it out himself. I've just got to sit down and wait for the questions I think.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

yeah, just explain Grandma was in a lot of pain which is why she was always at hospital and she is in a better, happier place now. Eek!
Good luck!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I'm going to mix some concrete and pour me some foundations

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Oh God who has Stunned killed now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

*looks around shiftily*
Errr, nobody chief
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)

You finished with that concrete yet, Tangers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Altalt: Just highlights all the predictable shitcunts.
Alt: This thread has brought to my attention how difficult it is to find nun porn on the internet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Look for the german or french stuff, I don't think they're real nuns though, sorry if that ruins the magic for you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Thanks, Father Gonz.
I am an equal opportunity Nun Fucker. As long as they are Christian and White.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

'Stunned the Nun Fucker' is almost as good a name as 'Jeff the dog fucker'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Stunned will probably end up fucking a load of penguins, what with him being an eye-wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

They don't call me the Rampant Rabbi for nothing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

120 results here:
www.largeporntube.com/popular/1045/nun/1.html

NSFW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

They all claim to be doing it:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=nun+porn&oq=nun+porn&aqs=chrome..69i57.2521j0j1&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:04, Reply)

large porn tube.
Noted.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

once you fap you can't, er, stap?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

IT'S OK EVERYONE!!!!
QOTW IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Yeah?.....
.......great
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

A have created a rather tedious new thread for anyone still here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)