I'm not really obsessed with anything
Alt: There are some people I know who, when they follow a statement with 'Only joking', are actually having a serious dig. Most are actually joking.
Altalt: Loose boxers. FFS they bunch, wrinkle and insinuate themselves into places that they really shouldn't. Microfibre boxers FTW! Stretchy, snug and they keep the tackle securely in their rightful place.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:50, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

certain people on here have a real go at gayjay for being gay
there's no way that is joking. that is poorly suppressed lust.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)

There should be rules for same-sex relationships
Only good-looking men are allowed to be gay. Only less-than-attractive ladies are allowed to be lesbians.
That way, the pool of available heterosexual men is diminished and the pool of heterosexual good looking women is increased, thereby increasing the chances of average-looking guys scoring with good-looking women.
Vote for me!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Hang on what about ugly cunts like myself
Will I have to go lesbian?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I consider myself to be a lesbian...
..trapped in a man's body.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:02, Reply)

yeah, but looks are towards the bottom of the pile of Important Things
brains and humour, please. and being a decent human being.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Ever been out with someone ugly?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Hahahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:10, Reply)

i've been out with a complete range, from total uggo but with charisma and we had a real laugh together
to body obsessive model type, and I can safely say that looks were not a factor in any of it for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Looks are a factor for everyone, for good or ill.
Human nature.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)

some people make it more of a factor than others
those people are not good people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)

^agreed^
However, would you introduce yourself/offer to buy a drink for someone who was out of your acceptable range of hideousness? Also there is some truth in the Beat song 'Too nice to talk to' - I:E so far out of one's league so you don't even try.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)

loads of times
my ex of 4 years looks like Harold bishop.

but you should see the girl he married - she's stunning, but a weird german cunt. which is probably why he's bored shitless after 4 years of marriage, and texts me (and doubtless others) whenever she goes away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Tut, if you're going to make a statement, have the courage of your own convictions to actually say it, would you?
Alluding to it isn't subtle or clever.

I recognise that attraction is at least partly based on what I find attractive. Everybody like to have a physically attractive partner. So do you. Yeah it's not always necessary and it's not always the top reason for being attracted to somebody, but it's there.

The only person you're bullshitting by pretending otherwise is yourself.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

you pride yourself on being shallow, for some unfathomable reason, but good luck to you
shock horror: not everyone thinks that looks are as important as you do. so it's not "bullshit", it's just you.

and if you doubt that, remind yourself of the pics of some of my ex's that you've seen.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

To quote Battered:
"You're a fucking idiot".

And indeed I do remember pictures of your exes. And what you said about them.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

ooooooooh
red napkins or green?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Pink. Bright pink.
An image I shall never be able to excise from my mind.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

well, napkins and things ARE important

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Innit, it's a little to consistant to be satire I reckon

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

There's a definite hint of bi-curious to it all.
Or in Rory's case, full blown jealousy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)