Good grief...
did my rant last week fall on deaf ears or something?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7560887.stm

*Shakes head*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:04, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They must be certifiably insane
that lassie has a gob like the Tyne Tunnel and the self control of a 2 year old. And about the same level of intelligence.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Desperation...
Endemol (should that not be Enema) realise that the genre is fast running out of steam, however if the producers are heartless enough to put vulnerable people with obvious mental disorders in the BB house then expect them to do absolutely anything to keep those lovely ££££s rolling in.

As for Jade Goody, she may be as thick as pigshit and half as lovely, but she's the wealthiest of all the BB winners by some margin. Goes to show that we're a pointless celeb obsessed society.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:11, Reply)

We can only hope
that the other hoosemates will set fire to her.

Actually, that's unlikely: I just remembered cows are sacred in India...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Maybe
She'll get a desperately bad case of DelhiBelly.

She'll shit eveything out... Pancreas, lungs... Heart. And the last words she'll ever speak will be:

"East Anglia's in France, innit?"

The world rejoices.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Nah. Endemol will buy the rights to her funeral
It'll be reality TV again. Celebrity Decomposition, viewers tune in every day to watch Jade decompose slightly. Then every week the viewers vote to decide who else gets spanged round the head with a shovel and buried....

...hang on, that's a rather spiffing idea.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:24, Reply)

Just goes to show what can be achieved with a good agent.
You've got to admire her tenacity at staying on the telly and keeping the moolah coming in.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:28, Reply)

with any luck
her mutilated corpse will be floating down the ganges within a couple of weeks
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:35, Reply)

Re: Jade's decomposition
I have heard tell of certain groups in India who leave their dead on top of towers to be eaten by crows.

I bet the crows would enjoy a nice lump of overpaid pork crackling.

And I do like crows.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:43, Reply)

That's
got to be against Human Rights legislation.

INDIAN Human Rights legislation, not that idiotic hounds one!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:51, Reply)

I'd have a hog roast on the first eviction night
Get them to perform the task of "turning Jade over" to cook the other side.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:55, Reply)

@The Supreme Crow
I think it's vultures, and they're on things called "The Towers of Silence" or something.

But apparnetly these places are getting rather whiffy these days, because the vultures are gettting rarer and rarer, and therefore there are rotting bodies on these towers with not enough vultures to pick them clean quickly.


Edit: yes, read about them here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towers_of_Silence
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:11, Reply)

Empress BobFossil
just one word ...


eeeeeeeeeeeeew
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:15, Reply)

TWW
I think it's a marvellous idea. Just needs enough birds of prey to keep the system moving smoothly.

It's certainly something that appeals to me, for when I go! I wonder if they'd let me built a tower of silence in Camberwell? There are plenty enough pigeons around...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:17, Reply)

To top it all
I was reading in the Times Of India (quality rag) that Shilpa Shetty was to take the Davina role for this series so it should be an interesting dynamic!
(Mediaslut, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:03, Reply)