You're all shit at this, so I'm going to ask a lame question, as it's all you deserve.
Select one of the following mustards as you preferred choice:

English
Dark French
Dijon
Grain
American
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:51, 27 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Colonel
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)

In the drawing room? With a candlestick?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)

I'm quite proud of what a terrible question this is.
Can /OT get any worse than this?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Alright

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Point well made.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Mustard
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Pat

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)

It can and it will
There is a shop in Helmsley, North Yorks that sells the most violent mustard I've ever scoffed. Once the assault has passed it really works and lets you appreciate layers in flavour you'd not noticed before.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:00, Reply)

I was given a jar of horseradish mixed with English mustard. Sounded quite good in principle. Tasted awful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)

This is the shop
www.huntersofhelmsley.com/

Quite seriously my mouth is watering from just putting the link in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:07, Reply)

Putting the 'tard in mustard
G'night
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Quite partial to Dijon, but sometimes only the kick of English will do.
Currently working my way through a jar of wholegrain mustard with chilli. 'Tis rather nice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:03, Reply)

I need to make some more chimichurri. Boyce had an excellent blend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Can't say I've ever had it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:07, Reply)

www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/chimichurri/

Amazing with steak.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:08, Reply)

*bookmarks*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:11, Reply)

I'd like to thank you all for your commitment to making this thread a success. It's given me a warm feeling.
Oh, hang on, that warm feeling might be from me filling my Tena man pads with assorted juices.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Eew

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)

I'll take that as a condiment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)

MUSTARD CHAT!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)

wholegrain
I laughed out loud at this: i.imgur.com/dYVUHue.gif

NSFW
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)

I think, right now, that I'd like to hear from Al.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:20, Reply)

Also - anything other than English mustard is for homos.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:20, Reply)

^TGGI^
Except for Chimichurri - that's ace. French mustard is for homos.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)

I was going to join this but my answer didn't cut it.
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and I don't like mustard.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:42, Reply)