HEY TANGLES! WHAT WAS YOUR KERNOW QUESTION?

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Oh fanks mate, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
It appears that I may be going on a stag weekend in Newquay.
My question is this: is there anything at all I might find worthwhile there, or will it just be full of stag pricks and I'd be best off drinking heavily and complaining?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Newquay is nothing but Stag pricks. Its fucking shit
Though there are some really nice places nearby.
( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)

What!!?!?!?? Even 'Sailors' night club?!??!??!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Sailors is one of the worst places I have even been in my life including the toilet in the rural French camping site

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)

i went there once and shagged a bird in a tent after
true story
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)

NO U NEVA

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)

honest, and the LADZ in the tent next to us spent most of the night shouting about someone having 'got his balls out'
gud tymez
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)

yeah right
like you've ever had sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)

neither have you!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:34, Reply)

She's got a lot of miles on the clock.
Surprising really, given her ginger hair, multiple chins & ghastly voice.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)

im as surprised as you are

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)

....and when I pulled it out there was a bit of sweetcorn on the end! HAHAHAHAHA

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)

i'm hot and you know it
you nasty mean bully
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)

l
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)

its simple and effective
And I am disappointed that I missed it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)

mies?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Oh YOU !!!

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

and i would walk 500 mies
and I would walk 500 more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I wish you would. In to the north sea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)

xxx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

A rural French campsite?

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)

You know the ones - the ones not in the middle of big fucking French towns.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)

That's what I suspected.
Oh well, at least I can take some weed with me...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)

You could always come my way, hike up Carn Brea with me and smoke out at the top of a huge granite rock and look at the pretty castle

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)

That sounds like a better plan

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)

^Grooming^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I'm too young to groom Tangles.

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)

:(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I know
he could at least pick the fleas from your back hair
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

newquay is a hole
but the bits around it are BEAUTIFUL. fuck them off and walk along the cliff top to Watergate bay.

halfway along, take a selfie of yourself falling off the clifftop and post it here before you hit the rocks, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I just fucking said that!

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I'm not sure I could manage to post it before I hit the bottom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)

our cottage is not a million miles from there
I could come on the walk with you, and take the pic as you fell?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)

You think of everything.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Jokes on her, her cottage washed away yesterday.

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)

no, it's high up
got a few things to go at first.

even the thames is looking a bit full. glad i'm on the second floor.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Alright 'Luka'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)