News Anchor mistakes one black for another
abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2014/02/samuel-l-jackson-tells-news-anchor-im-not-laurence-fishburne/
Do they all look the same?

Have you ever been victim of a case of mistaken identity? What lolarity ensued.

Alt. Elevenses - With favourite condiment!

AltAlt. My motto on my family crest is "Neither By Chance Nor Fate"
What's your motto?

Hiya!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:26, 47 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A couple of times, yes.
But I have no funny anecdotes relating to any of them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

shit off, you bent cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)

bit harsh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)

That's an EXCELLENT motto.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)

^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

you should sig it yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

kinda

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I've been mistaken for someone else too. It wasn't very funny.
Motto "backs to the wall lads" best to be safe eh?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Well, shit.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

I was in a pub once when a complete stranger came up to me and gave me an envelope full of cash....
....all the time apologising for the late payment.
I left sharpish and never went in that boozer again.

Alt: When WFH I tend to have my first meal of the day at about 11. Today it was a bacon and egg wrap with pepper, chilli and soy sauce.

Altalt: The actual family one is 'Be just and fear not'. My personal one is 'If you're good at something, never do it for free'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

So your anecdote is you mugged a stranger in a non violent way?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Not mugging!
Unsolicited gift.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

tell it to the judge

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Unlikely I'll have to
But I'll bear it in mind
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

please find most answers in the thread you did on january 20th hth xx
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2190353
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Well no, cos nobody answered it xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)

hth
I was once mistaken for a fat Harry Potter.
good tiems.
(Set your faces to Stunned

People get me and my boss mixed up because we are both average height men with rugged good looks
Sadly he's a decade older than me
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbo

famous people don't look like me
so I have to be famous by myself
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy

I have never been mistaken for anyone, I am unique
Altalt: eat, distinctly average
(I helped save b3ta! baked ape
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

*makes notes*
Now think of something better for when I ask again next month
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

i will prolly just ignore it tbh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I liked him best in Three of a Kind
I wasn't really keen on that Ready, Steady, Cook thing though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Whatchoo talkin about, Tangles?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Night of the Living Dead was pretty good

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)

he was good in 'love thy neighbour'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I liked that time he wore a black glove when receiving his Olympic medal

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I liked it when he threw spears at Michael Cain

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Racist.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Not his first choice but Aguilera was busy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)

She had HER doors blew off.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:03, Reply)

AltAlt: Ours is "Oderint dum Metuant"
Whatever that means.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Roughly translated it's 'Let them hate, as long as they fear'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I did know that
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Doesnt it also mean you want to fuck your sister
and make your horse your advisor?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)