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Man up and get the strimmer out.
I don't employ anybody for anything I can do myself.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:55,
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I ent got one.
It'll cost me the same to buy all the fuckin tools.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:55,
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Why don't you have any tools, Susan?
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Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:57,
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Whitney's posthumous offerings were shit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:05,
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You will need 'all the fuckin tools' to 'keep on top of it once it's done' HTH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:59,
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No no no. He'll be able to keep on top of it with some kitchen scissors and his faithful marigolds.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:01,
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Is that like my 'pips'?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:03,
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Are you glad its night?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:17,
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officelol
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:21,
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True dat. I have shears and forks an that.
It's a literal jungle. Shrubs need removing, there are blackberry vines right across it. Fuck that.
I'm getting the concrete jet washed too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:01,
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You are able to wank
And yet you hire 1000's of whores to fulfil this purpose, I mean I know you like to kill them afterwards but...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:04,
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I kill them myself, therefore it's allowed.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:06,
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Well, with hammy your faithful friend
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:09,
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^this^
I bought a petrol strimmer for 80 quid and now sorting out my garden is a piece of piss.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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