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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Man up and get the strimmer out.
I don't employ anybody for anything I can do myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I ent got one.
It'll cost me the same to buy all the fuckin tools.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Why don't you have any tools, Susan?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Whitney's posthumous offerings were shit.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
You will need 'all the fuckin tools' to 'keep on top of it once it's done' HTH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
No no no. He'll be able to keep on top of it with some kitchen scissors and his faithful marigolds.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Is that like my 'pips'?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Are you glad its night?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)
True dat. I have shears and forks an that.
It's a literal jungle. Shrubs need removing, there are blackberry vines right across it. Fuck that.
I'm getting the concrete jet washed too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)
You are able to wank
And yet you hire 1000's of whores to fulfil this purpose, I mean I know you like to kill them afterwards but...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I kill them myself, therefore it's allowed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Well, with hammy your faithful friend

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)
^this^
I bought a petrol strimmer for 80 quid and now sorting out my garden is a piece of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

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