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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Man up and get the strimmer out.
I don't employ anybody for anything I can do myself.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I ent got one.
It'll cost me the same to buy all the fuckin tools.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Why don't you have any tools, Susan?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Whitney's posthumous offerings were shit.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
You will need 'all the fuckin tools' to 'keep on top of it once it's done' HTH

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
No no no. He'll be able to keep on top of it with some kitchen scissors and his faithful marigolds.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Is that like my 'pips'?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Are you glad its night?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
officelol

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)
True dat. I have shears and forks an that.
It's a literal jungle. Shrubs need removing, there are blackberry vines right across it. Fuck that.
I'm getting the concrete jet washed too.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)
You are able to wank
And yet you hire 1000's of whores to fulfil this purpose, I mean I know you like to kill them afterwards but...
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I kill them myself, therefore it's allowed.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Well, with hammy your faithful friend

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)
^this^
I bought a petrol strimmer for 80 quid and now sorting out my garden is a piece of piss.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

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