now you sound like his missus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Typical woman.
Thinks we're made of dinners.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

i would say something about having to cook them
but actually you've cooked for me more than I have cooked for you, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

To be fair; he's a good cook, particularly when it comes to large pieces of meat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

he did me a lovely salad
much nicer than the rancid meat and prawns the rest of you scoffed
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

You don't normally object to gobbling on any old piece of meat...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

www.instantrimshot.com
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

i draw the line at sucking on fishy little prawns though.... wait for it..........
UNLIKE YOUR WIFE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)

He's also adept at pork on an open fire
* awaits some sort of strikethrough *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

wasn't there some fanfic about stunned and monty spitroasting you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Probably.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

*shudders*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

little pig little pig please let me in

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

ape, the little scamp
#
Imagine Monty and stunner kneeling under the stars, naked, erect and with battered slowly rotating on their greasy cocks like a suckling pig



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[*]baked ape Welcome to the sex dairy
, Wed 20 Nov, 16:39, 5 Replies)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

No-one will ever beat this
b3ta.com/talk/6879373
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)

That is superb. A fine example of the Internet at it's best.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)

This is my favourite bit
"It's not kosher, Sexface, but you're going to eat it"
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:47, Reply)

"glistening mini-milk"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

dear god

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)

I do hope he gets bored with this new job soon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Vinegar strokes?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)

What a horrid euphemism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)

AHEM
I hear he is very keen on handling large pieces of meat.


ITHANGU
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Jerry? Is that you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)