Only when it's being smashed up, Manchester has a wonderful transport service.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

There is nothing wonderful about Manchester.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:25, Reply)

The transport out is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Full of fags.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:27, Reply)

More fags than a Beagle gets through at Huntingdon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:35, Reply)

Life sciences?
*ironylols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:37, Reply)

TTJ
*shakes head*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Watch out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)

on the other hand...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Where do you hail?
Remember I am from Newcastle
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:31, Reply)

South east. Lived in London since I moved back from Hong Kong a few year ago.
Got family oop north.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:36, Reply)

oop north isn't North

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:37, Reply)

It is to us you Scottish bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:38, Reply)

HOW FUCKING VERY DARE YOU!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)

What was that?
Something about kilts?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Ah stop picking on our Smoggie friend

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:43, Reply)

smalltowninyorkshirelols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Ahm sporran for a fuggin fight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I've said geordies are close to scots.
The accent is a stone's throw.

Not yours though, sporters, Mackem is it's own!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:45, Reply)

It really isn't.
It sounds exactly the same.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Agreed for geet propa jordees leek yknaa?
but not an everyday Newcastle dweller
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:46, Reply)

The accent isnt a fucking stones throw
It is a head south into the former Cumberland and you get an even stronger Geordie accent. For the distance you might as well say that cockernee is basically French
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)

wee wee guv

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Oui, je suis né dans le son des cloches Bow

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:56, Reply)

What kinda half-baked shit is this?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:58, Reply)

By oop north you mean Watford dont you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:43, Reply)

South of York = cockney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:44, Reply)

I'd consider Watford on a par with the Hebrides.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Inbredes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Exactly, my eleven fingered friend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:45, Reply)

*high sevens*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah I bet you would love a He Bride

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:45, Reply)

2/10.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Polygomy is illegal you can only have 1

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Lahndon, pal.
Woolwich. Where Fusilier Lee Rigby had his head partially hacked off by a couple of Muzzer "soldiers".

Funny how you don't see any of those cunts joining the British Army. It's almost as if they are taking the fucking piss out of us.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Nah, it's just you m8

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:57, Reply)