Everyone has variations of "doofer" for the television remote control, right?
Other than that, I find "wing-wang" adequately describes any object I can't be bothered to think of the correct name for:

"Where's the ... wing-wang ... for the doofer?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:25, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

deely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)

YM likes a wing wang up her doofer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)

... is the CORRECT answer!
*applause*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Hey, anyone would have done the same, I'm just a regular guy. I don't want to be a hero, I just want to go about my business as before.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)

As long as you stay about from my bins.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Clicker.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Jobber

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Plonker

( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Gadget or woomfer

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:36, Reply)

My children call it The Remote Control
I feel I have been successful as a parent.
( Peej, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)

^ TJGI

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)

You haven't.
No parent is.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Remote control

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Sometimes abbreviated to 'the remote'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I might start calling it the Raoulmote

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)

This is quite good
My father-in-law used to call them 'the guns'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)

I like this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Living the dream, m8!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Channel changer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)

My housemates at university referred to it as "the force"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Could you feel it?
You know, when it was up your anus?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

ow ow ow ow can you feel the force

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:12, Reply)

TTJ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:12, Reply)